JMR-JUST-A-GAME Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 I didnt know where to put this so i just decided to put it here Imagine Brock lesnar as a DE or MLB for the browns what a treat that would be. A message from Brock lesnar: "I'm not a superstar, im an ass kicker i am Brock Lesnar. That's it There isnt anybody in the NFL past or present that has the accolades that iv'e got. Thrives to be the best In High School DOMINANT, I just want to be a recking machine In college NCAA Champion DOMINANT. Recruited by the WWE "Here comes the pain" They wanted me and they needed me in WWE 3 time WWE champion the youngest WWE champion ever After WWE everyone thought there's no way in hell this guys gonna make it in the UFC but i climbed that mountain and became the UFC Champion of the world And i proved everybody wrong. Why did i come back to the WWE this isnt a feel good moment this isnt a oh i miss coming through the curtain because at the end of the day i dont care about anybody or anything but Brock lesnar. For me this is strictly business we need a guy to legitimize this company and Brock Lesnars that guy. We're tired of John Cena's bullcrap. John Cena's not the real guy and the only reason he's in the position he's in is because i left. If i was still around for the last 8 years John's the guy that would be carrying my bags into the building. There's nothing about Brock lesnar thats fake and it was very evident last week when i took Cena down and busted his mouth open this is real. What makes me happy? Beating people up thats what makes me happy. If Brock was in Cleveland we would be champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comeonman Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt Daddy Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Nothing about him is fake except that part of his career where he was in professional wrestling and everything is scripted. Hey if we sign him and we get a super bowl push story line, then I'm all for it. Maybe we can be the DX of the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMR-JUST-A-GAME Posted March 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Hunt daddy this is a browns forum for browns fan we all know your a steelers fan trolling us good people get a life scrub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt Daddy Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 It was all fun and games until you called me a Steelers fan. That was low. I hate the Steelers more than AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyin J Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Didnt Brock Lesnar try out for the Vikings and fail miserably? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USFBrown Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 this has got to be a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMR-JUST-A-GAME Posted March 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 @Dabuckeye no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 He was cut by the vikings in 08 or so. I'll pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 I distinctly remember Mike Tice being asked about him and said he couldn't get past our 3rd string guys. He literally used the term "beasted" in reference to what happened when Brock went up against the Vikings 3rd string offensive lineman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 I mean it makes sense. For any of you that follow MMA...what happened the first time brock met a guy in his weight class? He got beasted for a full round by Carwin who literally tossed him. Yeah he beat Carwin with a choke to open the next round cause overall he was a better MMA fighter than Carwin with way more gas, but Brock has problems dealing with dudes his own size. I do want to see him get in to MMA again though and kick the shit out of alistair overeem now that alistair's learned he can't walk into an MMA ring in the U.S sporting 10:1 testorone ratio's. Like he literally injected himself before walking out to fight Lesnar. I can't beleive they ever let that guy fight again after that happened. Why wouldn't you invalidate his win against Brock for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Or when hr went up against Cain Velasquez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 I didnt know where to put this so i just decided to put it here Imagine Brock lesnar as a DE or MLB sorry had to make one last comment....do you know anything about football bro? what kind of treat would be in for watching a 290lb wisconsin farm boy who never played even a single down of college ball let alone pro, be our MLB? The term "lost in the tall weeds" would be a pale descriptor of what it would be like to watch that guy try to play MLB in the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Or when hr went up against Cain Velasquez cain beat him on technique, not necessarily overpowered him. I think now though Cain would actually overpower him too. Cain is on aother planet now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuNNerGatSKi Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 I didnt know where to put this so i just decided to put it here Imagine Brock lesnar as a DE or MLB for the browns what a treat that would be. A message from Brock lesnar: "I'm not a superstar, im an ass kicker i am Brock Lesnar. That's it There isnt anybody in the NFL past or present that has the accolades that iv'e got. Thrives to be the best In High School DOMINANT, I just want to be a recking machine In college NCAA Champion DOMINANT. Recruited by the WWE "Here comes the pain" They wanted me and they needed me in WWE 3 time WWE champion the youngest WWE champion ever After WWE everyone thought there's no way in hell this guys gonna make it in the UFC but i climbed that mountain and became the UFC Champion of the world And i proved everybody wrong. Why did i come back to the WWE this isnt a feel good moment this isnt a oh i miss coming through the curtain because at the end of the day i dont care about anybody or anything but Brock lesnar. For me this is strictly business we need a guy to legitimize this company and Brock Lesnars that guy. We're tired of John Cena's bullcrap. John Cena's not the real guy and the only reason he's in the position he's in is because i left. If i was still around for the last 8 years John's the guy that would be carrying my bags into the building. There's nothing about Brock lesnar thats fake and it was very evident last week when i took Cena down and busted his mouth open this is real. What makes me happy? Beating people up thats what makes me happy. If Brock was in Cleveland we would be champions Get this fucking garbage out of here. Stupidest fucking thing I have read in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 Get this fucking garbage out of here. Stupidest fucking thing I have read in a long time. it sounds like he actually copy and pasted that statement from Lesnars own (fake) press release when he returned to the WWE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogicIsForSquares Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 This has to be a troll job. It isn't a clever one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted March 3, 2014 Report Share Posted March 3, 2014 he got squashed in the NFL when he tried it. reminds of the OL who was drafted by the packers who was all HGH/steroids......mandarich. who played what, 2 years on the bench? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 This has to be a troll job. It isn't a clever one. He's disappeared now and deleted his other 'michael sam's a stupid fag' thread with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMR-JUST-A-GAME Posted March 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 I ddint delete everything im not a troll and the only reason he lost to Cain was because Brock was injured in that fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Great, that doesn't make him any good at football though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 I ddint delete everything im not a troll and the only reason he lost to Cain was because Brock was injured in that fight Uh no. Cain beat that ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LogicIsForSquares Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Overeem, a roided glass cannon, shit all over Lesnar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 I ddint delete everything im not a troll and the only reason he lost to Cain was because Brock was injured in that fight no, he lost to cain cause Cain got out from under him in the middle of ring....didn't have to wall walk. "Nobody" had ever done that to Brock and he didn't know how to handle it. Once Cain was inside and dirty boxing, Brock became helpless, that's not in his bag of tools. Brock and Cain were both stud wrestlers but Cain developed a more rounded MMA game....he overtook Brock as he has everybody else including junior. Not knocking Brock, Cain is just the best in the game. He's the only guy in the UFC who I think would have challenged Fedor when he was in his prime back in the Pride glory days. Cain is the only guy with the toolset and the gas to take on Fedor when he was pinholing everyone that got in the ring with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted March 4, 2014 Report Share Posted March 4, 2014 Overeem, a roided glass cannon, shit all over Lesnar. He's not a glass cannon when he's roided up though. He dropped a 10:1 ratio after the Lesnar fight.....how that fight was allowed to stand is beyond me. He basically proved that he dropped some Halo or dbol right before his ring walk ffs. Not that Lesnar wasn't using inbetween fights, most likely he was....but he wasn't walking around with no 10:1. Lesnar was always big too. Overeem fought his whole career at light heavy than all of a sudden reappeared as a "monster" heavy weight. Pretty clear what was going on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMR-JUST-A-GAME Posted March 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 Jon Jones is the best fighter in the UFC. Cain sucks he can only beat people when there injured. Did you see what happened to Cain when junior was healthy? he got knocked out son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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