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I didnt know where to put this so i just decided to put it here Imagine Brock lesnar as a DE or MLB for the browns what a treat that would be. A message from Brock lesnar: "I'm not a superstar, im an ass kicker i am Brock Lesnar. That's it There isnt anybody in the NFL past or present that has the accolades that iv'e got. Thrives to be the best In High School DOMINANT, I just want to be a recking machine In college NCAA Champion DOMINANT. Recruited by the WWE "Here comes the pain" They wanted me and they needed me in WWE 3 time WWE champion the youngest WWE champion ever After WWE everyone thought there's no way in hell this guys gonna make it in the UFC but i climbed that mountain and became the UFC Champion of the world And i proved everybody wrong. Why did i come back to the WWE this isnt a feel good moment this isnt a oh i miss coming through the curtain because at the end of the day i dont care about anybody or anything but Brock lesnar. For me this is strictly business we need a guy to legitimize this company and Brock Lesnars that guy. We're tired of John Cena's bullcrap. John Cena's not the real guy and the only reason he's in the position he's in is because i left. If i was still around for the last 8 years John's the guy that would be carrying my bags into the building. There's nothing about Brock lesnar thats fake and it was very evident last week when i took Cena down and busted his mouth open this is real. What makes me happy? Beating people up thats what makes me happy. If Brock was in Cleveland we would be champions

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I mean it makes sense. For any of you that follow MMA...what happened the first time brock met a guy in his weight class? He got beasted for a full round by Carwin who literally tossed him. Yeah he beat Carwin with a choke to open the next round cause overall he was a better MMA fighter than Carwin with way more gas, but Brock has problems dealing with dudes his own size. I do want to see him get in to MMA again though and kick the shit out of alistair overeem now that alistair's learned he can't walk into an MMA ring in the U.S sporting 10:1 testorone ratio's. Like he literally injected himself before walking out to fight Lesnar. I can't beleive they ever let that guy fight again after that happened. Why wouldn't you invalidate his win against Brock for that?

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I didnt know where to put this so i just decided to put it here Imagine Brock lesnar as a DE or MLB

 

sorry had to make one last comment....do you know anything about football bro? what kind of treat would be in for watching a 290lb wisconsin farm boy who never played even a single down of college ball let alone pro, be our MLB? The term "lost in the tall weeds" would be a pale descriptor of what it would be like to watch that guy try to play MLB in the NFL.

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I didnt know where to put this so i just decided to put it here Imagine Brock lesnar as a DE or MLB for the browns what a treat that would be. A message from Brock lesnar: "I'm not a superstar, im an ass kicker i am Brock Lesnar. That's it There isnt anybody in the NFL past or present that has the accolades that iv'e got. Thrives to be the best In High School DOMINANT, I just want to be a recking machine In college NCAA Champion DOMINANT. Recruited by the WWE "Here comes the pain" They wanted me and they needed me in WWE 3 time WWE champion the youngest WWE champion ever After WWE everyone thought there's no way in hell this guys gonna make it in the UFC but i climbed that mountain and became the UFC Champion of the world And i proved everybody wrong. Why did i come back to the WWE this isnt a feel good moment this isnt a oh i miss coming through the curtain because at the end of the day i dont care about anybody or anything but Brock lesnar. For me this is strictly business we need a guy to legitimize this company and Brock Lesnars that guy. We're tired of John Cena's bullcrap. John Cena's not the real guy and the only reason he's in the position he's in is because i left. If i was still around for the last 8 years John's the guy that would be carrying my bags into the building. There's nothing about Brock lesnar thats fake and it was very evident last week when i took Cena down and busted his mouth open this is real. What makes me happy? Beating people up thats what makes me happy. If Brock was in Cleveland we would be champions

Get this fucking garbage out of here. Stupidest fucking thing I have read in a long time.

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I ddint delete everything im not a troll and the only reason he lost to Cain was because Brock was injured in that fight

 

no, he lost to cain cause Cain got out from under him in the middle of ring....didn't have to wall walk. "Nobody" had ever done that to Brock and he didn't know how to handle it. Once Cain was inside and dirty boxing, Brock became helpless, that's not in his bag of tools. Brock and Cain were both stud wrestlers but Cain developed a more rounded MMA game....he overtook Brock as he has everybody else including junior. Not knocking Brock, Cain is just the best in the game. He's the only guy in the UFC who I think would have challenged Fedor when he was in his prime back in the Pride glory days. Cain is the only guy with the toolset and the gas to take on Fedor when he was pinholing everyone that got in the ring with him.

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Overeem, a roided glass cannon, shit all over Lesnar.

 

He's not a glass cannon when he's roided up though. He dropped a 10:1 ratio after the Lesnar fight.....how that fight was allowed to stand is beyond me. He basically proved that he dropped some Halo or dbol right before his ring walk ffs. Not that Lesnar wasn't using inbetween fights, most likely he was....but he wasn't walking around with no 10:1. Lesnar was always big too. Overeem fought his whole career at light heavy than all of a sudden reappeared as a "monster" heavy weight. Pretty clear what was going on there.

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