The Cysko Kid Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 http://mobile.wnd.com/2016/01/germany-to-muslim-refugees-please-dont-poop-in-showers/ These people. Jesus christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LogicIsForSquares Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Valuable members of the countries they invaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Stuart Here is a better link and a spot on video. http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/01/germany-initiates-poster-campaign-to-fight-groping-rape-and-public-pooping/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 That's fucking bullshit they can't even shit in the goddamn showers even! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted January 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 I know when I jump in for a nice hot shower the first thing I like to do is take a big steaming dump right there on the ceramic. I find that it really adds to the ambiance and when the stink joins up with the vapor it's like a fine anal incense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 I know when I jump in for a nice hot shower the first thing I like to do is take a big steaming dump right there on the ceramic. I find that it really adds to the ambiance and when the stink joins up with the vapor it's like a fine anal incense. My god I can't even fart in the shower. Idk why for some reason the shower just amplifies the intensity level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 That's fucking bullshit they can't even shit in the goddamn showers even! I srsly got light headed laughing so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 On the other hand, it is brilliant if you think about it. They're combining the first two S's. So S1 and S2 happen more or less at the same time and of course if they went double next level and had a mirror in the shower, they could do all the S's at one time. Mind officially blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 On the other hand, it is brilliant if you think about it. They're combining the first two S's. So S1 and S2 happen more or less at the same time and of course if they went double next level and had a mirror in the shower, they could do all the S's at one time. Mind officially blown. Alliteration Akbar. WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 I hope now that we've all had time to digest it, it's recognized just how next level this really is. Could be included as one of the habits of highly effective people. Major time savers going on here. Time savers all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 I hope now that we've all had time to digest it, it's recognized just how next level this really is. Could be included as one of the habits of highly effective people. Major time savers going on here. Time savers all around. I mean - in the middle east (and other eastern countries) they generally don't use normal toilets like we do where you sit down. They use "squatting" toilets that are basically normal toilets except on the floor - you just squat down and make your deposit. No lounging around playing cell phone games or reading the newspaper. Also they don't use toilet paper like we do, they use bidets or the shower or sometimes I've seen just watering cans basically So if you go in the shower you get a 2 for 1. Squat, shit, rinse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 I mean - in the middle east (and other eastern countries) they generally don't use normal toilets like we do where you sit down. They use "squatting" toilets that are basically normal toilets except on the floor - you just squat down and make your deposit. No lounging around playing cell phone games or reading the newspaper. Also they don't use toilet paper like we do, they use bidets or the shower or sometimes I've seen just watering cans basically So if you go in the shower you get a 2 for 1. Squat, shit, rinse Not just middle east, it's common across asia. Most places now have *some* 'western' toilets though. I remember when my extended family went over to Singapore for my brother's wedding, we did a quick trip to Malaysia. All the older ladies - ranging from 50 to nearly 80 - were busting for the toilet after a few hours on the coach when we stopped for lunch, and went in to the restaurant bathroom one by one to find it was a squat and drop and just turned right round again. The look of horror on their faces was priceless (they hadn't seen such a contraption before). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 nothing wrong with a hole in the floor, nor with a bidet. Infact we could probably save a billion trees if we all had bidets at home. But a hole in the floor is still a designated "drop zone". Shitting the in the shower is just beyond me. I saw a lot coming, didn't see that one. I knew there was going to be some severe culture clashes with Germans. I'm part German and Austrian so I've been there many times. But honestly having to ask people not to loose a deuce in the shower is just something I never saw coming. But god it's made my day, I've been in snickering fits all morning long. People are starting to give me looks. But I cant help it. I just hear my grandmother yelling at someone for doing that and i'm in utter hysterics. I think this is the product of a culture that has nearly completely diminished the role of women in society to simple child bearers. And so the boys simply never grow up. Shit in the shower? Yeah why not makes total sense. We here in the west though usually figure out where you can and cannot shit by age 3 or 4. These guys were just never checked by strong mothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 I mean - in the middle east (and other eastern countries) they generally don't use normal toilets like we do where you sit down. They use "squatting" toilets that are basically normal toilets except on the floor - you just squat down and make your deposit. No lounging around playing cell phone games or reading the newspaper. Also they don't use toilet paper like we do, they use bidets or the shower or sometimes I've seen just watering cans basically So if you go in the shower you get a 2 for 1. Squat, shit, rinse No no, the 3 S's go like this....Shit, Shower, Shave. <----In that fucking order. Alter that order even somewhat and you're monkey. Trust me I've mulled that one over a few times. And no permutations of that order can I come up with that make any sense except the one. What i'm saying is I've tried tweaking it through computer simulations but it just doesn't pan out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 I mean - in the middle east (and other eastern countries) they generally don't use normal toilets like we do where you sit down. They use "squatting" toilets that are basically normal toilets except on the floor - you just squat down and make your deposit. No lounging around playing cell phone games or reading the newspaper. Also they don't use toilet paper like we do, they use bidets or the shower or sometimes I've seen just watering cans basically So if you go in the shower you get a 2 for 1. Squat, shit, rinse No no, the 3 S's go like this....Shit, Shower, Shave. <----In that fucking order. Alter that order even somewhat and you're monkey. Trust me I've mulled that one over a few times. And no permutations of that order can I come up with that make any sense except the one. What i'm saying is I've tried tweaking it through computer simulations but it just doesn't pan out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 On the other hand you probably waste a lot more water squirting a nice warm flow up the butt after you shit. But a clean ass hole is a happy ass hole. WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 On the other hand you probably waste a lot more water squirting a nice warm flow up the butt after you shit. But a clean ass hole is a happy ass hole. WSS water that goes right back into the sewer system. No big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Don't you still have to wipe after you rinse? I wouldn't wanna grow mold down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Don't you still have to wipe after you rinse? I wouldn't wanna grow mold down there. yeah but think about how much less paper you'd use just doing a general pat down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Don't you still have to wipe after you rinse? I wouldn't wanna grow mold down there. After a bidet? Probably. After a shower attachment job? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Don't you still have to wipe after you rinse? I wouldn't wanna grow mold down there. Hey maybe I should go on shark tank. Combination bidet and XLRator! (hot air hand dryer) WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Hey maybe I should go on shark tank. Combination bidet and XLRator! (hot air hand dryer) WSS Shark Tank Al Arabia? Kinda like Arab Idol maybe they have a local shark tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Combination bidet and XLRator! (hot air hand dryer) WSS dude that's srsly next level. Im kind of liking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpkin Eater Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Sorry guys, someone beat you too it. A $2000 toilet http://m.homedepot.com/p/OVE-Decors-Smart-1-piece-1-6-GPF-Elongated-Toilet-and-Bidet-with-Seat-in-White-OVE-Smart-Toilet/205451228?cm_mmc=Shopping%7CTHD%7CG%7C0%7CG-BASE-PLA-D29B-Fixtures&Toilets%7C&gclid=CjwKEAiAoIK1BRCRiMqphvnlwlwSJAAOebPMMKsAyiiymJWDcOaUDmGOcJupyz0YumDHbv5Ys5FhkRoCEt_w_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Sorry guys, someone beat you too it. A $2000 toilet http://m.homedepot.com/p/OVE-Decors-Smart-1-piece-1-6-GPF-Elongated-Toilet-and-Bidet-with-Seat-in-White-OVE-Smart-Toilet/205451228?cm_mmc=Shopping%7CTHD%7CG%7C0%7CG-BASE-PLA-D29B-Fixtures&Toilets%7C&gclid=CjwKEAiAoIK1BRCRiMqphvnlwlwSJAAOebPMMKsAyiiymJWDcOaUDmGOcJupyz0YumDHbv5Ys5FhkRoCEt_w_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds If I had this toilet every poop would last 3 hours. I'd mount a TV in there, install a mini fridge filled with beverages, and probably have an accessible window the pizza man can deliver to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clevfan4life Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 If I had this toilet every poop would last 3 hours. I'd mount a TV in there, install a mini fridge filled with beverages, and probably have an accessible window the pizza man can deliver to. even though I don't see the b hole xlrator, maybe that's an attachment you can buy?, but even still that's a most righteous john. I could watch an entire Browns game o nthat thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 ps not to be a contrarian but bidet water is likely potable water which is in somewhat short supply these days. You'd be mixing it back into the sewage. WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbedward Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 ps not to be a contrarian but bidet water is likely potable water which is in somewhat short supply these days. You'd be mixing it back into the sewage. WSS You should drink some bidet water then come back and confirm - for science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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