Buckeye Jim Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 After 40 years of wasting my time with the Dolphins, I am shopping for a new team. I am from Columbus but now live in Florida, and am a HUGE Buckeye fan! So I used to like the Browns back in the Bernie Kosar days. And thought maybe I could be a Browns fan. They seem like a fun team to watch. Although that dude that jumped offside on the FG should be smacked in the head. So, can I be a Browns fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Of all teams, this is the one you pick? Well ok. Welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Fucking troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye Jim Posted October 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Of all teams, this is the one you pick? Well ok. Welcome. It's hard. I don't want to jump to a top team and be labelled a front runner. And I'm from Ohio originally, so it kind of makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bringbackbrownie2 Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Not at all what I was expecting from this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye Jim Posted October 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 Fucking troll. Definitely not a troll. I was watching the Browns before you were born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColumbusKing Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 The only difference between the Browns and the Dolphins is..... The Browns will make you think we can win and snatch a loss from the jaws of victory While the Dolphins just suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye Jim Posted October 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 I can't support the Dolphins with such a clueless boob for an owner. And I can't afford to buy the team, so I am just shopping around for a new team. I am 50 years old. I am running out of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted October 4, 2015 Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 After 40 years of wasting my time with the Dolphins, I am shopping for a new team. I am from Columbus but now live in Florida, and am a HUGE Buckeye fan! So I used to like the Browns back in the Bernie Kosar days. And thought maybe I could be a Browns fan. They seem like a fun team to watch. Although that dude that jumped offside on the FG should be smacked in the head. So, can I be a Browns fan? I wouldn't advise it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye Jim Posted October 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2015 I wouldn't advise it. Trust me bro, there are worse teams. I have lived it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 You clearly have been watching the dolphins for a while. There aren't worse teams. Sure there are teams with a worse record most years but taken as a whole the browns are as bad as it gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye Jim Posted October 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 You clearly have been watching the dolphins for a while. There aren't worse teams. Sure there are teams with a worse record most years but taken as a whole the browns are as bad as it gets. The worst thing is that the team in Miami has quit on the coach, and the owner is too stupid to see it. The Browns played hard today. The Dolphins quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 The browns are the kings of epic fail. They can play hard as fuck but they'll find a way to fail magnificently. Because browns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suomi Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USFBrown Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 50 year old man "shopping" for a new team? Find a different hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 After 40 years of wasting my time with the Dolphins, I am shopping for a new team. I am from Columbus but now live in Florida, and am a HUGE Buckeye fan! So I used to like the Browns back in the Bernie Kosar days. And thought maybe I could be a Browns fan. They seem like a fun team to watch. Although that dude that jumped offside on the FG should be smacked in the head. So, can I be a Browns fan? Jim, you are from Columbus. You are a Browns fan. Like it or not. WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slimdawg Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I can't support the Dolphins with such a clueless boob for an owner. And I can't afford to buy the team, so I am just shopping around for a new team. I am 50 years old. I am running out of time. I LOL'd so fucking hard when i read this! Dude unless you plan on living another 50 years, like somebody else said, RUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I say welcome aboard. You must be a masochist but aren't we all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 No you can't. If you are "shopping" for a new team, you came to the wrong fucking place. That guy that jumped offsides? I hope he fucks your wife. And lets you eat the jism, Buckeye Jism. Z You really belong in an asylum somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lodilobo Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I would say...first seek professional help. Then....either quit the drinking and taking drugs or....if you're not doing either, it's time to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 To be honest Jim, if you are from Ohio and not exactly in Greater Cincinnati you should have never been a Miami Dolphins fan in the first place. That's just a fact of nature. Also I have to call foul on an actual fan of any team to jump ship because their team is sucking. If you don't have a bond with your team then you might as well just get up every morning look at the NFL standings go to your closet and select one of 32 jerseys to wear for that week. I'm not trying to be insulting but it's kind of like picking a religion on the basis of which churches synagogues or mosques are closest to your house or have a nicer parking lot. Same with being a sports fan, especially the Cleveland Browns. If you don't truly believe you won't be saved... WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Definitely not a troll. I was watching the Browns before you were born. So you've been watching the Browns since 1954? Doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 50 year old man "shopping" for a new team? Find a different hobby. Yeah, at least wait until you are 67. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Here's the thing, Jim - You went and became a dolphins fan...because Dan Marino was pretty? or, they were a good team with two bruising rb's? (I went to school with Larry Czonka's sister - she was cool )... and now you want to be a Browns fan? Well - you're from Ohio, so my guess is, that you don't have the intestinal fortitude. No offense - but most of us have ALWAYS been Browns fans - we never went and pretended to be a fan of winning teams, only to jump teams when other teams are winning. I've known a few guys like that - Niner fans when they were good... steeler fans, GB, Baltiwhore... Seattle... and of course, the dirtbag new england scum sucking pats.... I've been a huge fan since I was old enough to watch Leroy Kelly - the REAL great rb... play... That puts me about as young as Diehard and other older guys..... How can we know if you can be a Browns fan or not? Ya can't just hop around for the bragging... you have to get tough and suffer until the Browns start winning, after stopping firing coaches, and they get it all correct. And that takes courage, and guts to hang in there. And more than a few rootbeers on the rocks to lessen the stress of the losing..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibleedbrown Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Not at all what I was expecting from this thread... Nor l... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Couch Pulls Out Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Yeah, this is a grisled corps of hardcore fans. You don't have what it takes to bitch about [player/coach/owner/gm/hotdog stand guy] every week until you get a new one, then call him a savior, then bitch about him two weeks after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark O Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 To be honest Jim, if you are from Ohio and not exactly in Greater Cincinnati you should have never been a Miami Dolphins fan in the first place. That's just a fact of nature. Also I have to call foul on an actual fan of any team to jump ship because their team is sucking. If you don't have a bond with your team then you might as well just get up every morning look at the NFL standings go to your closet and select one of 32 jerseys to wear for that week. I'm not trying to be insulting but it's kind of like picking a religion on the basis of which churches synagogues or mosques are closest to your house or have a nicer parking lot. Same with being a sports fan, especially the Cleveland Browns. If you don't truly believe you won't be saved... WSS Pretty much my thoughts. I'm a Browns fan no matter what. If the Browns had never come back after the move of 1995, I would still watch the NFL but I wouldn't be a fan of any team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ibleedbrown Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 Pretty much my thoughts. I'm a Browns fan no matter what. If the Browns had never come back after the move of 1995, I would still watch the NFL but I wouldn't be a fan of any team. I probably wouldn't even watch football. I tried being a Ravens fan after that. It didn't work out. Hardwired is hardwired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark O Posted October 5, 2015 Report Share Posted October 5, 2015 I probably wouldn't even watch football. I tried being a Ravens fan after that. It didn't work out. Hardwired is hardwired. I watched....but I suddenly didn't care all that much about who won. It was all my fantasy team and what teams I bet on. If I "cheered" for anyone, I cheered for the Packers and Bears. Seemed like similiar cities and fan bases to Cleveland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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