You're very proud of the marginal accomplishments you've almost surely, barely scraped by to achieve in life.
I guess you have to celebrate the wins, no matter how small they may be. (Have a feeling based on your obvious insecurity that you're very much familiar with small things)
P.S. Manziel can play quarterback. How angry does that make you feel, that even this small, insignificant moment in your life that you are celebrating, is only half true?
I feel sorry for you.