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Dude should never have left Oregon. Hell, he looks like a duck.

 

He's Steve Spurrier part two. He's trying to bring his Oregon O to the NFL - no huddle, one word plays, etc. Thinks the Eagles can run it and not celebrate. Despite having half the roster size (at a minimum) or what he had at Oregon and strict rules on practicing.

 

He won't last more than 3 years.

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He's Steve Spurrier part two. He's trying to bring his Oregon O to the NFL - no huddle, one word plays, etc. Thinks the Eagles can run it and not celebrate. Despite having half the roster size (at a minimum) or what he had at Oregon and strict rules on practicing.

 

He won't last more than 3 years.

 

agree. andy reid as a 2 year old.

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agree. andy reid as a 2 year old.

 

The most success he had at Oregon was against second-rate Pac 10 defenses, teams that didn't have any NFL level talent on the roster. It'll be a completely different monster at the NFL level.

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we are soft as a country. we have to do everything PC in the eye's of other countries we call allies.

 

i say use a hammer and nail and slam brads underneath his fingernails, get what info we can fro him and then put the dead corpse of his brother in the driver seat of a 2 ton SUV and tape his feet to the accelerator with a concrete block and let's see how many times it takes for him to get run over before his side splits like the prick terrorist he is. fuck him. they could set it up on boylston street and sell popcorn, corndogs and beer. which could go to a charity of the MIT 'cop' they assasinated.

 

hopefully he will realixe that the 49 virgins that wait for him will be at the gates of hell and not heaven and they are tazmaninan pups looking for milk.

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The most success he had at Oregon was against second-rate Pac 10 defenses, teams that didn't have any NFL level talent on the roster. It'll be a completely different monster at the NFL level.

 

the funny thing about this whole college coach and his style of play coming into the nfl is that every pro team will either be surprised with that offense and not know how to defend it or they will totally get crushed with QB inguries every 2 weeks.

 

time will tell.

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we are soft as a country. we have to do everything PC in the eye's of other countries we call allies.

 

i say use a hammer and nail and slam brads underneath his fingernails, get what info we can fro him and then put the dead corpse of his brother in the driver seat of a 2 ton SUV and tape his feet to the accelerator with a concrete block and let's see how many times it takes for him to get run over before his side splits like the prick terrorist he is. fuck him. they could set it up on boylston street and sell popcorn, corndogs and beer. which could go to a charity of the MIT 'cop' they assasinated.

 

hopefully he will realixe that the 49 virgins that wait for him will be at the gates of hell and not heaven and they are tazmaninan pups looking for milk.

 

lol...Are you a past CIA operative?

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the funny thing about this whole college coach and his style of play coming into the nfl is that every pro team will either be surprised with that offense and not know how to defend it or they will totally get crushed with QB inguries every 2 weeks.

 

time will tell.

 

He'll have a little success, just because it's something new. Hell, Jim Zorn went 6-2 to start his first year. Kelly's not going to have that kind of success though. We've all seen his offense at Oregon. It relies on being faster than the defense and quick turnover between plays. The speed difference isn't anywhere near as great in the NFL, and the Eagles players can't not celebrate after big plays. DeSean Jackson and LeSean McCoy can break one, but they will definitely celebrate, which increases time between snaps.

 

Vick isn't the guy for his offense (or any offense, for that matter). He doesn't make decisions fast enough, and when he does, he turns the ball over. His backup, Foles, isn't athletic enough to run it. The third string is Dennis Dixon. Don't need to say anything about him. 4-12 or 5-11 at best.

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ROF,L !!!

 

I wish Ghoolie and Rich would come back. 8 olinemen draft in the first twenty picks.

 

and offensive tackles went first and second overall.....

 

That's enough to have Rich drive his chopper into the nearest farm pond.....

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ROF,L !!!

 

I wish Ghoolie and Rich would come back. 8 olinemen draft in the first twenty picks.

 

and offensive tackles went first and second overall.....

 

That's enough to have Rich drive his chopper into the nearest farm pond.....

 

Why I posted that Cal. :) I was going to make a separate thread about such idiocy, but I may not- unless I get more motivation.

 

 

Is this a foray to letting him back on?

 

Absolutely not Mr. Gipper. In fact it's the reason he won't be returning in the foreseeable future. It's the "I'm right, it's just 8 NFL GMs are wrong, and I'm the arbiter of NFL history." It was the continual posting of flamebait such as that which caused him getting sent to the cyber Black Hole.

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