The Gipper Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Some of the newbies, and some of the regulars (like Hoorta) carped about having a bit to much profanity used on this board when talking about whatever. So, here is your chance to be creative. What you want to do here is to slam whomever you want: Steelers/Teddy Twatwater/Ravens/Art Modell/Vagitron/Newbie JF fans anyone at all. But you must do it creatively and without profanity. So carry on and may the best person win. Victorious person gets a hot fudge sundae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark O Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Since there are no replies to this so far, I think we can safely say that this idea fucking failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypicalBrowns Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Why go PG when the board itself is rated R? No persons under 17 permitted bitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdl15 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Since there are no replies to this so far, I think we can safely say that this idea fucking failed. No Fucking profanity Mark... Damn it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark O Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 No Fucking profanity Mark... Damn it!!!! Shit!! I fucking forgot. I'll fucking try better next fucking time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Since there are no replies to this so far, I think we can safely say that this idea fucking failed. Well, maybe I can help. Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark O Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Well, maybe I can help. Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps. You win... not only no profanity but you used more words starting with F than any sentence in fucking history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 You win... not only no profanity but you used more words starting with F than any sentence in fucking history. But I didn't have to use (PH)uck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Best word of the whole group: Foozle: definition: to manage or play awkwardly, to bungle. Which gives us a new nickname for that team in Cincinnati: The Foozlers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 No profanity Gipper's. You just didn't read the tea leaves properly my friend. FeCKless fecUlent . LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Well, maybe I can help. Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps. You sound like the dude from V for Vendetta! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 You sound like the dude from V for Vendetta! I saw the movie, but I will have to check that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 You win... not only no profanity but you used more words starting with F than any sentence in fucking history.I I dont think I could ever use more than 3 F words in a sentence without one of them being the F bomb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoeticG Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 That was poetic Gipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco918 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Well, maybe I can help. Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps. Is it weird this made me think of Sesame Street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowburn Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 you lost me at "feculent" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choco Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Nice use of alliteration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt Daddy Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 That was poetic Gipper. There's a joke here... PoeticG, Poetic Gipper. I'll find it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 There's a joke here... PoeticG, Poetic Gipper. I'll find it Oh my god, PoeticG is The Gipper! Mind blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tml1138 Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Is it weird this made me think of Sesame Street? Me, I'd say more Dr. Seuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Oh my god, PoeticG is The Gipper! Mind blown. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. (I gave myself a waiver from the no profanity in order to respond to that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 OK, when is someone else going to give an effort and show us how creative they are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 OK, when is someone else going to give an effort and show us how creative they are? Working on something. Not so much slamming, but still at least a little creative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2014 It's funny how you have to answer your own thread in order to get any responses.....what a douchebag! If you ran for president, you would be the only person who voted for you and you would write a book about your experience and be the only person to buy it.....the best part is you would actually read the book. I interpret this statement to mean that YOU particularly do NOT have the mental acuity to participate in any activity that would require even a scintilla of creative thinking. ....unless the intent in your reply is in fact an effort to do exactly what I asked of you in the original post....to come up with a slam without using profanity. If so....BRAVO! I am as fair game as anyone/anything else. However, I will have to have a ruling from the board admins: does the use of the term "douchebag" constitute profanity? I would think not...but I will allow Z/hoorta/MarkO to be the final arbiter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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