jcam222 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 I am looking forward to this league. It would simply not jump right in there and begin some trash talk. As is my many year old tradition in all leagues I feel the obligation to make some comments on and even rename some of the teams I will compete against. Hopefully you all take it in the good spirit of fun its meant in. So without further delay................ Flyin J's - by mid season at the latest based on your ranking and roster moves you will be known by all as the Smokin J's at which time you can pick up Gordon as well Badnews Browns - Please eliminate Browns from you name, Badnews is accurate but so much so it will make even the last few Browns seasons look good Funny Team Name - so bad its hard to even comment buttttttttt since your names Jared we will call you Subway, afterall the subway is underground like the basement which is where you are destined to be Campbell's Soupermen - You will find its easiest to just call my team God or also sometimes known as "that son of a bitch team that beat my ass again"! Waiting for Noodles - You do know this isn't a food channel game right?? If we were to bet money on this league noodles will be all you can afford to eat after you pay me Craig Utz's Team - If your play style is as original and clever as your team name you may want to commit hari kari now!! As a side note if you are related to the potato chip people at Utz can you donate a few cases to the league? lol Hot Diggity Dawgs - damn you are the commissioner so I cant give you to much crap,,,,,nah gotta do it anyway, With a screen name of Osiris, the Egyptian god of the afterlife, death and life and you are the Hot Diggity Dawgs?? I would expect more 50 Shades of Ray - First I want to thank you Pat. I mean this is the best lead in team name EVER for this activity!! It is almost too easy. By week 7 your ass will be so sore from poundings you will promptly rename your team to "50 Days of Gay" . Graham Crackers - ok if your first or last name were Graham I could see it BUT ITS NEITHER! What the hell were you high and hungry when you named the team?? Graham Crackers sounds sort of like Pud Whackers so that will be your name going forward. 870 Express - Well hopefully you are not a maniacal murderer since its likely you named your team after a tactical shotgun!! Even so I feel it still necessary to bust your balls, so lets just note your favorite fantasy game is golf, a game involving small balls!! lol Seriously good luck to all and I look forward to a great fun season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 I am looking forward to this league. It would simply not jump right in there and begin some trash talk. As is my many year old tradition in all leagues I feel the obligation to make some comments on and even rename some of the teams I will compete against. Hopefully you all take it in the good spirit of fun its meant in. So without further delay................ Flyin J's - by mid season at the latest based on your ranking and roster moves you will be known by all as the Smokin J's at which time you can pick up Gordon as well Badnews Browns - Please eliminate Browns from you name, Badnews is accurate but so much so it will make even the last few Browns seasons look good Funny Team Name - so bad its hard to even comment buttttttttt since your names Jared we will call you Subway, afterall the subway is underground like the basement which is where you are destined to be Campbell's Soupermen - You will find its easiest to just call my team God or also sometimes known as "that son of a bitch team that beat my ass again"! Waiting for Noodles - You do know this isn't a food channel game right?? If we were to bet money on this league noodles will be all you can afford to eat after you pay me Craig Utz's Team - If your play style is as original and clever as your team name you may want to commit hari kari now!! As a side note if you are related to the potato chip people at Utz can you donate a few cases to the league? lol Hot Diggity Dawgs - damn you are the commissioner so I cant give you to much crap,,,,,nah gotta do it anyway, With a screen name of Osiris, the Egyptian god of the afterlife, death and life and you are the Hot Diggity Dawgs?? I would expect more 50 Shades of Ray - First I want to thank you Pat. I mean this is the best lead in team name EVER for this activity!! It is almost too easy. By week 7 your ass will be so sore from poundings you will promptly rename your team to "50 Days of Gay" . Graham Crackers - ok if your first or last name were Graham I could see it BUT ITS NEITHER! What the hell were you high and hungry when you named the team?? Graham Crackers sounds sort of like Pud Whackers so that will be your name going forward. 870 Express - Well hopefully you are not a maniacal murderer since its likely you named your team after a tactical shotgun!! Even so I feel it still necessary to bust your balls, so lets just note your favorite fantasy game is golf, a game involving small balls!! lol Seriously good luck to all and I look forward to a great fun season. Ha good deal. Since I'm the god of the afterlife you better start praying to me once the season starts cause when the rest of us are done with you you'll be dead. Oh snap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westside Steve Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Ha good deal. Since I'm the god of the afterlife you better start praying to me once the season starts cause when the rest of us are done with you you'll be dead. Oh snap! Osiris Akbar? WSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyin J Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Flyin J's - by mid season at the latest based on your ranking and roster moves you will be known by all as the Smokin J's at which time you can pick up Gordon as well. lol Ive drafted Gordon in both my money leagues..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Osiris Akbar? WSS Once I wreck this league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvoethe Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Prepare to be donkey punched by 50 shades of Ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kvoethe Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 Just to be Sure....what time is draft...EST not PST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Wed Sep 3 7:30pm EST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted December 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2014 I am looking forward to this league. It would simply not jump right in there and begin some trash talk. As is my many year old tradition in all leagues I feel the obligation to make some comments on and even rename some of the teams I will compete against. Hopefully you all take it in the good spirit of fun its meant in. So without further delay................ Flyin J's - by mid season at the latest based on your ranking and roster moves you will be known by all as the Smokin J's at which time you can pick up Gordon as well Flyin J's was smoking the good stuff for the first 3/4 of the season and had a dominant top spot. Somewhere near the end the J's got smoked but still pulled out a 4th place finish with an 10 - 4 regular season record Badnews Browns - Please eliminate Browns from you name, Badnews is accurate but so much so it will make even the last few Browns seasons look good Badnews had an 11-3 record regular season record as well. He was tied for best record. Bad news is that he could only pull of 3rd overall AND its his team name that may have jinxed the Browns with our badnews end of season finish. Funny Team Name - so bad its hard to even comment buttttttttt since your names Jared we will call you Subway, afterall the subway is underground like the basement which is where you are destined to be Well I called this one you are the cellar dwellar in last place with a record of 3 -11!!! Shame on you for not checking your lineup since week 5!!!! You had Montee Ball in for 9 weeks on injured reserve. No more fantasy for you. Campbell's Soupermen - You will find its easiest to just call my team God or also sometimes known as "that son of a bitch team that beat my ass again"! LOL no edit necessary, although I will admit Waiting for Noodles and I had the same record and if he had scored 2 more pts on Monday night football week 14 I wouldn't have made the playoffs. Waiting for Noodles - You do know this isn't a food channel game right?? If we were to bet money on this league noodles will be all you can afford to eat after you pay me Maybe if you change your name next year to Got me some Noodles you will get that extra two points you needed. Craig Utz's Team - If your play style is as original and clever as your team name you may want to commit hari kari now!! As a side note if you are related to the potato chip people at Utz can you donate a few cases to the league? lol With the exception of Demarco Murray your team was loaded with under performers. Its back to draft school for you. Ps.........I 'd still like some of those potato chips. Hot Diggity Dawgs - damn you are the commissioner so I cant give you to much crap,,,,,nah gotta do it anyway, With a screen name of Osiris, the Egyptian god of the afterlife, death and life and you are the Hot Diggity Dawgs?? I would expect more 5 - 9 with Calvin Johnson and Julio Jones?? I bet you said that to yourself like 9 times LOL. Your motley crew of backs hosed you. On the bright side you do have a hell of a hoard of defenses carrying 3 ha. 50 Shades of Ray - First I want to thank you Pat. I mean this is the best lead in team name EVER for this activity!! It is almost too easy. By week 7 your ass will be so sore from poundings you will promptly rename your team to "50 Days of Gay" . Well after week 7 you had accumulated 5 losses so that butt had to be sore as predicted. You came back though and handed out some ass whippings finishing at 6 - 8 Graham Crackers - ok if your first or last name were Graham I could see it BUT ITS NEITHER! What the hell were you high and hungry when you named the team?? Graham Crackers sounds sort of like Pud Whackers so that will be your name going forward. Ok so apparently the Graham Crackers put you in a diabetic coma so that you cant check your lineup. Week 4 you had 5 players in your lineup on bye. Most weeks you had at least one bye in your active lineup. FAIL tied for cellar at 11 - 3 870 Express - Well hopefully you are not a maniacal murderer since its likely you named your team after a tactical shotgun!! Even so I feel it still necessary to bust your balls, so lets just note your favorite fantasy game is golf, a game involving small balls!! lol Well tied for the best record at 11 - 3. Finished 2nd in the league losing to me in the championship game 117 - 82. I guess you are pretty good at this football stuff even though you prefer golf Seriously good luck to all and I look forward to a great fun season. Well I had a great time in this league. I look forward to next year. Please see my smart ass updates to my original smack talk above. *1 Campbell's Soupermen 8-6-0 1334 1329 L-1 7 54 *2 870 Express 11-3-0 1288 1125 W-4 3 18 *3 Badnews Browns 11-3-0 1375 1131 W-5 6 10 *4 Flyin J's 10-4-0 1291 1197 W-1 2 6 5 50 shades of RAY 6-8-0 1310 1245 L-2 8 17 6 Craig Utz's Team 5-9-0 1190 1337 W-1 4 7 7 Hot Diggity Dawgs 5-9-0 1218 1199 L-1 9 18 8 Waiting for Noodles 8-6-0 1238 1113 L-1 10 9 9 Graham Crackers 3-11-0 1049 1389 W-1 5 - 10 Funny Team Name 3-11-0 993 1221 L-2 1 - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Couch Pulls Out Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 I forgot I was in a Browns Board league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted December 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Which team were you TCPO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osiris Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Well I had a great time in this league. I look forward to next year. Please see my smart ass updates to my original smack talk above. *1 Campbell's Soupermen 8-6-0 1334 1329 L-1 7 54 *2 870 Express 11-3-0 1288 1125 W-4 3 18 *3 Badnews Browns 11-3-0 1375 1131 W-5 6 10 *4 Flyin J's 10-4-0 1291 1197 W-1 2 6 5 50 shades of RAY 6-8-0 1310 1245 L-2 8 17 6 Craig Utz's Team 5-9-0 1190 1337 W-1 4 7 7 Hot Diggity Dawgs 5-9-0 1218 1199 L-1 9 18 8 Waiting for Noodles 8-6-0 1238 1113 L-1 10 9 9 Graham Crackers 3-11-0 1049 1389 W-1 5 - 10 Funny Team Name 3-11-0 993 1221 L-2 1 - Ha, yeah, I did a lot better in my other league. Finished 10-3 but lost in the championship game. Reggie Bush was a bust, as was Stafford. There's always next year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Couch Pulls Out Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 Which team were you TCPO? Funny Team Name. I signed up, then forgot. Didn't draft, didn't touch the team once. Still got three wins. I call that a victory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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