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[Tour2ma]

Week 2

 

Posted a week high 105 in league 2 to tie Dot The I...

 

But got off the snide in League 4.... so there's that...

[Cowsrus]

League 3:

 

Well, I had the best draft in the league. Big woop considering I've now lost last week and this week. So moving on, I will swallow the bitter pill and post the results for week 2 of what looks to be a long and somewhat humiliating season for some of us.

 

 

 

 

Wreck this league.

1-1

Weekly Grade: A

112

 

My Helmet's 2Tight.

0-2

Weekly Grade: D

69

 

 

Wreck this league picked up 28 points from Jay Cutler and another 28 from Jordy Nelson, thumping My Helmet's 2Tight 112 to 69. This was an epic rout, with the 43-point margin of victory being the fifth-highest recorded in the league this season. For My Helmet's 2Tight, Julio Jones and the Carolina Panthers Defense played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 18 and 14 points, respectively. Wreck this league (1-1, 204 points) shifts into third place while My Helmet's 2Tight (0-2, 138 points) winds up in the cellar.

 

 

Smooth Moves by Wreck this league

With 28 points, Jordy Nelson ranked third in the league in scoring.

Jay Cutler beat his scoring projection by a matchup-leading 156.4% and scored the third-most points in the league with 28.

Was smart to sit the Detroit Lions Defense this week, which had 4 points, the lowest DEF score on the team.

What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Julian Edelman have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked eighth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 17 points.

5 of 9 players in the starting lineup for Wreck this league topped their projected points.

 

 

Toyota Missed Opportunities

My Helmet's 2Tight may have missed the opportunity for a win, but they gained an opportunity to be mercilessly taunted by Wreck this league.

Did not start Martellus Bennett, who scored 15 points and beat his projected point total by a team-leading 67.6%.

Should have started Colin Kaepernick, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting QB with 6 against a projected 13.64.

My Helmet's 2Tight had 7 starters fail to reach their projections.

It was a beating at QB for My Helmet's 2Tight, as they were outscored 28 - 1 by Wreck this league.

 

 

Game Notes

Both of the losses this season for My Helmet's 2Tight have been blowout losses.

Two of the starters for Wreck this league scored higher than the leading scorer for My Helmet's 2Tight.

Remember when they needed to remind Forrest Gump to STOP? Well, they may need to remind this group of runnings backs to GO. With 8 points, Wreck this league got the lowest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week.

The 69 points put up by My Helmet's 2Tight ranked 10th in the league this week.

The 43-point margin of victory by Wreck this league was the third-biggest win in the league this week.

Julio Jones did his best in the loss, ranking sixth among all WRs in the league with 18 points.

The Carolina Panthers Defense tried to help My Helmet's 2Tight in the loss, beating their scoring projection by 53.5% and scoring 14 points versus a 9.12-point projection.

Jamaal Charles did not contribute much to the win by Wreck this league. He only scored 1 point of a projected 14.24.

 

 

 

 

Browns57.

2-0

Weekly Grade: B-

92

 

 

 

Ballantyne Bruisers.

1-1

Weekly Grade: D+

63

 

 

Browns57 got 22 points from Peyton Manning and 19 from Dan Bailey to thump Ballantyne Bruisers 92 to 63. Each team failed to meet expectations, but Browns57 managed to score 95.0% of a projected 96.84 points for the win. Ballantyne Bruisers, coming off a 121 to 69 win against My Helmet's 2Tight, saw their scoring drop substantially this week. This game tape won't be broken down at upcoming coaching clinics, as both sides missed scoring opportunities. Browns57 had one starter turn in zero points and Ballantyne Bruisers had two. Browns57 (2-0, 198 points) moves into second place while Ballantyne Bruisers (1-1, 184 points) winds up in sixth place.

 

 

Smooth Moves by Browns57

You see what happens when you keep the laces out? Dan Bailey scored 19 points, the highest K score in the league this week.

Sat DeSean Jackson, who scored fewer points than any WR in the starting lineup with 2.

Peyton Manning led the matchup in scoring with 22 points.

Browns57 saw the majority of their starters (6 of 9) beat their projected point total.

Starter Marques Colston put up a zero, but Browns57 still won.

 

 

Toyota Missed Opportunities

Not reading the expert articles from the Hall Of Fame. And if they did, maybe they should pay better attention when they read.

Ballantyne Bruisers had 8 of their 9 starters score less than their projected points.

Ballantyne Bruisers had 2 of their 9 starters score zero points.

Our kicker can beat up your kicker. Ballantyne Bruisers got outscored 19 - 5 by Browns57 at the K position.

Ballantyne Bruisers needed more points from the QB position, where Browns57 beat them 22 - 11.

 

 

Game Notes

Browns57 had the lowest winning score in the league this week with 92 points.

With 63 points, Ballantyne Bruisers ranked 11th in the league in scoring this week.

In the loss, Giovani Bernard had the second-highest RB score in the league this week with 22 points.

All was not bad for Ballantyne Bruisers in the loss, as Julius Thomas scored 12 points, the fifth-highest score for a TE in the league this week.

Ballantyne Bruisers got the third-highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this week with 22 points.

Browns57 might want to see a chiropractor, because they were carrying Reggie Wayne on their back the whole week. He was on the winning team, but only scored 4 points against his projected 11.20.

Both teams failed to score as many points as projected for the week.

 

 

 

 

Cleveland Steamers.

2-0

Weekly Grade: A-

118

 

 

 

stewartcj1.

1-1

Weekly Grade: C

73

 

 

 

Cleveland Steamers left it all on the field in this one and amassed the highest point total in the league this week to wallop stewartcj1 118 to 73. This was a story for the grandchildren, with the 45-point margin of victory being the fourth-highest recorded in the league this season. For stewartcj1, Mike Wallace and Joique Bell played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 14 and 10 points, respectively. Cleveland Steamers (2-0, 236 points) moves into first place and stewartcj1 (1-1, 149 points) goes to ninth place.

 

 

Smooth Moves by Cleveland Steamers

The New England Patriots Defense felt like the Rodney Dangerfield of football, 'no respect at all' with this week's projected points. They scored the fifth-most points in the league and beat their projected point total by 219.8%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.

The 17 points scored by Alfred Morris was the fourth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.

Those were the projections? We thought that was the starting point. 5 of the 9 starters on Cleveland Steamers exceeded their projected points.

Justin Tucker exceeded scoring projections by 52.3%, with 14 points against a projected 9.19.

 

 

Toyota Missed Opportunities

Not reading the expert articles from the Hall Of Fame. And if they did, maybe they should pay better attention when they read.

Should have started Drew Brees, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting QB with 14 against a projected 17.24.

The best offense is a good defense. stewartcj1 got beat 26 - 5 by Cleveland Steamers at the DEF position.

5 of the starters on stewartcj1 scored less than their projected points.

The 7 points scored by Vincent Jackson was just 54.9% of his 12.76-point projection

 

Game Notes

The ball must have grown wings this week as stewartcj1 got 50.7% (37 points) of their points at the WR position.

Cleveland Steamers had two starters score more points than the highest-scoring starter for stewartcj1.

The best group of RBs in the league this week was on Cleveland Steamers, which got 41 points from the position.

The margin of victory was the second-largest in the league this week.

stewartcj1 ranked ninth in the league in scoring this week.

Mike Wallace tried to help stewartcj1 in the loss, beating his scoring projection by 31.0% and scoring 14 points versus a 10.69-point projection.

No it's okay, you don't have to get up and help us out. Despite being on the winning team, Jake Locker scored only 6 points against his projected 13.82.

Cleveland Steamers left the 24 points scored by Darren Sproles on the bench and still won.

 

 

 

 

Hard For Denard.

1-1

Weekly Grade: B-

97

 

 

 

Brownies.

1-1

Weekly Grade: F

37

 

 

Hard For Denard picked up 17 points from Arian Foster and 16 from DeMarco Murray to stomp Brownies 97 to 37. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 60-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the highest recorded in the league this season. Shrinkage was an issue for Brownies. They had a substantial drop in scoring from last week's 124 to 64 win against The Korky Butcheks. Adding insult to injury, Brownies had two starters score zero points (A.J. Green and the Seattle Seahawks Defense). Hard For Denard (1-1, 168 points) moves into seventh place and Brownies (1-1, 161 points) winds up in eighth place.

 

 

Smooth Moves by Hard For Denard

Arian Foster put the team on his back with 17 points, the fourth-highest score among RBs in the league this week.

DeMarco Murray scored 16 points, which ranked sixth out of all the RBs in the league this week.

Demaryius Thomas scored 15 points, the ninth-highest WR score in the league this week.

Hard For Denard saw the majority of their starters (5 of 9) beat their projected point total.

The 12 points scored by Cody Parkey outpaced his 9.11-point scoring projection by 31.7%.

 

 

Toyota Missed Opportunities

Brownies should get prescription glasses. At least we assume that's why they didn't bother reading the expert articles from the Toyota Hall Of Fame.

Left Jeremy Hill on the bench, where he scored 13 points to beat his scoring projection by 146.2%, the ninth-highest percentage in the league.

Did not start Joe Flacco, who led the team in scoring with 15 points.

Did not start Markus Wheaton, who underachieved but still scored more than any WR on the team with 8 points against a projected 8.77.

Brownies had 8 starters fail to reach their projections.

 

 

Game Notes

Hard For Denard had six starters who scored more points than the highest-scoring starter for Brownies.

The 60-point margin of victory by Hard For Denard was the largest in the league this week.

Brownies got 7 points from their WRs, the lowest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.

The 40 points put up by the RBs on Hard For Denard was the second-highest combined score by a team's RBs this week.

No it's okay, you don't have to get up and help us out. Despite being on the winning team, Pierre Garcon scored only 1 point against his projected 12.27.

Both teams scored fewer points than projected this week.

 

 

 

 

The Korky Butcheks.

0-1-1

Weekly Grade: A-

114

 

 

 

Browns149.

0-1-1

Weekly Grade: A

114

 

 

 

The Korky Butcheks took advantage of 25 points from Aaron Rodgers and 22 from Dez Bryant to tie the equally impressive Browns149 114 to 114. Browns149 was led by the tag team of Randall Cobb, with 21 points, and Andrew Luck, who scored 20. The Korky Butcheks (0-1-1, 178 points) moves into 11th place and Browns149 (0-1-1, 206 points) goes to 10th place.

 

 

 

Smooth Moves by The Korky Butcheks

Expect to see some trade offers for Aaron Rodgers. He ranked seventh in the league in scoring with 25 points.

Dez Bryant scored 22 points, the third-highest WR score in the league this week.

Look, there in the sky. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just Michael Crabtree posterizing opponents. He had the sixth-highest score of any WR in the league this week with 18 points.

This is the bar, and this is the team jumping over it. The Korky Butcheks had 5 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.

The 17 points scored by Dan Carpenter outpaced his 8.70-point scoring projection by 95.4%.

 

 

Toyota Missed Opportunities

Picked up Antonio Gates but left him on the bench, where he led the league in scoring with 31 points.

Did not start Mark Ingram, who scored 15 points, surpassing his projected points by 179.9%, the seventh-highest percentage in the league.

Whoever gave you this advice, you might want to lose their number. Picked up and started the Green Bay Packers Defense, which then scored below their 8.43-point projection with 4 points.

Carlos Hyde had the lowest point total in the matchup with 1 point.

Who needs offense when the defense is so dominant!? The Korky Butcheks got outscored 13 - 4 by Browns149 at the DEF position.

 

 

 

why cant we win.

1-1

Weekly Grade: B

101

 

Badnews Browns.

1-1

Weekly Grade: C

75

 

 

why cant we win took advantage of the second-highest player score of the week from Jimmy Graham (29) to get the win over Badnews Browns 101 to 75. why cant we win hit their projections and put up 6.8% more than their projected 94.57 points, while Badnews Browns underwhelmed and scored only 75.5% of a projected 99.34. Free fallin' like Tom Petty, Badnews Browns suffered a significant drop in scoring from last week's 120 to 92 win against Browns149. why cant we win (1-1, 195 points) shifts into fourth place while Badnews Browns (1-1, 195 points) winds up in fifth place.

 

 

 

Smooth Moves by why cant we win

With 29 points, Jimmy Graham ranked second in the league in scoring.

With 26 points, Brandon Marshall had the fifth-highest score in the league this week.

By scoring 13 points, Terrance West beat his 9.13 projected points by 42.4%.

Did you use any black magic this week? why cant we win was still able to pull out a win with only 4 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.

 

 

Toyota Missed Opportunities

Badnews Browns may have missed the opportunity for a win, but they gained an opportunity to be mercilessly taunted by why cant we win.

Badnews Browns had 7 starters fail to reach their projections.

Matt Forte, who had the highest projected points in the matchup with 14.69, only scored 7 points.

Kelvin Benjamin fell short of his scoring projection with 5 points, just 49.8% of his projected 10.05.

The RBs on Badnews Browns both fell short of their projected points.

 

 

Game Notes

The ball must have grown wings this week as Badnews Browns got 50.7% (38 points) of their points at the WR position.

The 26-point margin of victory was the smallest in the league this week.

why cant we win beat Badnews Browns at the top, with two of their starters outscoring the leading point-getter for Badnews Browns.

The score put up by Badnews Browns was the largest among losing teams in the league this week.

Matt Ryan failed to meet his projected point total, scoring only 5 points of his projected 13.82.

why cant we win exceeded their scoring expectations while Badnews Browns failed to meet their projection.

 

 

Biggest Blowout

 

Hard For Denard 97

vs

Brownies 37

 

+ 60 points.

Congratulations to Hard For Denard.

 

STANDINGS:

 

1 Cleveland Steamers 2-0-0 236 165 W-2 5 7

2 Browns57 2-0-0 198 157 W-2 10 4

3 Wreck this league 1-1-0 204 187 W-1 11 1

4 why cant we win 1-1-0 195 181 W-1 3 3

5 Badnews Browns 1-1-0 195 193 L-1 9 -

6 Ballantyne Bruisers 1-1-0 184 161 L-1 8 4

7 Hard For Denard 1-1-0 168 113 W-1 4 2

8 Brownies 1-1-0 161 161 L-1 1 -

9 stewartcj1 1-1-0 149 189 L-1 7 -

10 Browns149 0-1-1 206 234 T-1 12 1

11 The Korky Butcheks 0-1-1 178 238 T-1 2 3

12 My Helmet's 2Tight 0-2-0 138 233 L-2 6 1

 

 

Congrats to the winners and to the losers, well we lost. What do ya want? A glass of milk and a crying pillow? Let's get back at it for next week!

[miktoxic]

let me guess who 'Hard for Dennard' is.

 

hmmmmmmm?

[Zombo]

League 1

Week 2

Hard For Denard

1-1

Weekly Grade: A

100

Russ G's Rad Team

1-1

Weekly Grade: C

71

Hard For Denard has to like where their team is at after they got the second-highest score in the league this week to take down Russ G's Rad Team 100 to 71. Hard For Denard beat their projections and put up 15.3% more than their projected 86.71 points, while Russ G's Rad Team failed to meet expectations and scored only 86.1% of a projected 82.48. Russ G's Rad Team was led by the tag team of Brandon Marshall, with 26 points, and Calvin Johnson, who scored 11. When assigning blame following this loss, Russ G's Rad Team can look in the mirror. They started a player with zero points (Knowshon Moreno). Hard For Denard (1-1, 171 points) moves into third place and Russ G's Rad Team (1-1, 159 points) winds up in seventh place.

Zombo's Hoyerific

1-1

Weekly Grade: B-

84

Navdawg's Team

1-1

Weekly Grade: C-

75

Zombo's Hoyerific (1-1, 135 points) defeated Navdawg's Team (1-1, 169 points) 84 to 75, led by Dan Bailey with 19 points and LeSean McCoy who scored 16. Zombo's Hoyerific took the early lead, up 54 to 49 after the first set of Sunday games. After the late Sunday games, they lost that lead and fell behind 75 to 64. However, Zombo's Hoyerific ended story time and closed the book on the matchup with a comeback on Monday.

Ballantyne Bozukas

2-0

Weekly Grade: C

82

Calfox Kosardawgs

0-2

Weekly Grade: C+

81

Ballantyne Bozukas got 22 points from Giovani Bernard and 17 from Julian Edelman, stealing one from Calfox Kosardawgs 82 to 81. This one just as easily could have been decided by a coin flip. The 1-point margin of vicroty was the smallest in the league this season. Calfox Kosardawgs had two players rank highly this week. The New England Patriots Defense scored 26 points while Peyton Manning put up 22. Ballantyne Bozukas (2-0, 169 points) moves into second place and Calfox Kosardawgs (0-2, 179 points) winds up in the cellar.

Wes Mantooth's

1-1

Weekly Grade: B+

103

A Mingo Ate My Baby

0-2

Weekly Grade: B

99

Wes Mantooth's put up the highest point total in the league this week and erased an 8-point deficit on Monday night. They slipped by A Mingo Ate My Baby 103 to 99. This one just as easily could have been decided by a coin flip. The 4-point margin of vicroty was the second-smallest in the league this season. Jordy Nelson lit up the scoreboard, as he brought in the second-highest score in the league this week with 28 points for A Mingo Ate My Baby. The outcome might have been different, A Mingo Ate My Baby had a starter score zero points (Marques Colston). Wes Mantooth's (1-1, 170 points) shifts into fourth place and A Mingo Ate My Baby (0-2, 183 points) winds up in ninth place.

The Usual Suspects

2-0

Weekly Grade: C

70

Retard

1-1

Weekly Grade: D

66

Facing a 20-point deficit on Monday night, The Usual Suspects (2-0, 180 points) came from behind to defeat Retard 70 to 66, despite getting just the ninth-highest point total in the league this week. This was a difficult one for Retard (1-1, 160 points) to take, who in addition to losing, also finished dead last in the league in points. Randall Cobb was the leading scorer for The Usual Suspects this week with 21 points.

1 avatar The Usual Suspects 2-0-0 180 164 W-2 6 4

2 avatar Ballantyne Bozukas 2-0-0 169 132 W-2 4 2

3 avatar Hard For Denard 1-1-0 171 165 W-1 2 -

4 avatar Wes Mantooth's 1-1-0 170 187 W-1 10 2

5 avatar Navdawg's Team 1-1-0 169 155 L-1 1 4

6 avatar Retard 1-1-0 160 154 L-1 3 -

7 avatar Russ G's Rad Team 1-1-0 159 167 L-1 8 2

8 avatar Zombo's Hoyerific 1-1-0 135 162 W-1 7 2

9 avatar A Mingo Ate My Baby 0-2-0 183 197 L-2 5 12

10 avatar Calfox Kosardawgs 0-2-0 179 192 L-2 9 4

[Kvoethe]

I just keep starting the wrong dudes

[Taco918]

The Wes Mantooth's will match their counterpart in a different league and grab the top spot by this time next week.

 

My bench outscored my starters the first week, resulting in my only loss of the season and it's gonna remain the only loss I have.

 

The Usual Suspects, I apologize ahead of time for what the Wes Mantooth's have in store for you this week.

 

15-1, I'm calling it now. You bitches best be afraid.

[miktoxic]

is Wes Mantooth related to Randy Mantooth?

 

 

[Tour2ma]

Randy Mantooth... What do you want from life?

 

(good tune, but if pressed for time skip to 2:48 for the answer)

 

[miktoxic]

and i thought i was the only tubes fan left on planet earth.

 

saw them twice both with todd rundgren's utopia.

 

a new monza! microwave....don't watch the food cook!

[Flyin J]

League 4 Week 2 Recap

 

TXChainsawMassaquois Inches Past Why Cant We Win

 

 

 

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TXChainsawMassaquoisWeekly Grade: D74

 

 

 

 

 

Why Cant We WinWeekly Grade: C73

 

Despite finishing with just the ninth-highest point total in the league this week, TXChainsawMassaquois (2-0, 177 points) was able to narrowly edge Why Cant We Win 74 to 73. It was a rough outing for Why Cant We Win, who fell to 0-2 (154 points) while also ending up 11th in points. Julio Jones was the leading scorer for TXChainsawMassaquois this week with 18 points.

 

 

Baltimore browns Waxes Bermeck's Ky Hicks, Delivers an Early-Season Message

 

 

 

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Baltimore brownsWeekly Grade: B93

 

 

 

 

 

Bermeck's Ky HicksWeekly Grade: C64

 

Baltimore browns got 26 points from Brandon Marshall and 15 from Demaryius Thomas, thumping Bermeck's Ky Hicks 93 to 64. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 29-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the third-highest recorded in the league this season. Shrinkage was an issue for Bermeck's Ky Hicks. They had a substantial drop in scoring from last week's 111 to 76 win against Browns Win. When assigning blame following this loss, Bermeck's Ky Hicks can look in the mirror. They started a player with zero points (Marques Colston). Baltimore browns (1-1, 175 points) moves into fourth place while Bermeck's Ky Hicks (1-1, 175 points) goes to fifth place.

 

Browns Win Plays 99problems to a Draw

 

 

 

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Browns WinWeekly Grade: B93

 

 

 

 

 

99problemsWeekly Grade: B+93

 

Darren Sproles got 24 points, a big step up from the projected 8.18, as Browns Win played to a draw with 99problems 93 to 93. 99problems was led by the tag team of Aaron Rodgers, with 25 points, and the Washington Redskins Defense, who scored 16. The tie could have been a win, 99problems had one starter score zero points. 99problems (1-0-1, 177 points) goes to third place and Browns Win (0-1-1, 169 points) remains in 10th place.

 

Team Touriffic and Dot the I Play to Stalemate

 

 

 

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Team TourifficWeekly Grade: A+105

 

 

 

 

 

Dot the IWeekly Grade: A-105

 

Team Touriffic got the second-highest player score of the week from Jimmy Graham (29) to reach an improbable draw with Dot the I 105 to 105. Dot the I could not make the most of an increase in point total compared to last week's 84 to 71 loss against 99problems. Team Touriffic (0-1-1, 159 points) shifts into 11th place while Dot the I (0-1-1, 176 points) goes to ninth place.

 

Calfox KosarDawgs Pulls Off Comeback over Pillsbury Throwboys

 

 

 

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Calfox KosarDawgsWeekly Grade: C+82

 

 

 

 

 

Pillsbury ThrowboysWeekly Grade: C+74

 

Calfox KosarDawgs (1-1, 163 points) got the win over Pillsbury Throwboys (1-1, 162 points) 82 to 74, led by Alfred Morris with 17 points and DeMarco Murray who scored 16. Calfox KosarDawgs had a 59 to 25 advantage after the early games on Sunday. After the late Sunday games, they lost that lead and fell behind 74 to 59. Calfox KosarDawgs closed it out with a comeback on Monday night, thanks to 11 points from Nick Foles.

 

Whitner is coming Rallies to Beat Zombo's Top Dawgs

 

 

 

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Whitner is comingWeekly Grade: B87

 

 

 

 

 

Zombo's Top DawgsWeekly Grade: C+78

 

Whitner is coming, down 9 on Sunday night, gave Zombo's Top Dawgs a glimmer of hope, then ripped it away and defeated Zombo's Top Dawgs 87 to 78. Whitner is coming benefited from 22 points from Peyton Manning and 18 from Michael Crabtree. Whitner is coming met their projections and scored 3.0% more than their projected 84.47 points, while Zombo's Top Dawgs failed to hit their projections and scored only 89.1% of a projected 87.56. For Zombo's Top Dawgs, Drew Brees and Mike Wallace played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 14 and 14 points, respectively. Whitner is coming (2-0, 178 points) moves into first place and Zombo's Top Dawgs (1-1, 169 points) goes to sixth place.

[Tour2ma]

Improbable draw my ass...

 

and i thought i was the only tubes fan left on planet earth.

 

saw them twice both with todd rundgren's utopia.

I'm a huge Todd fan as well... he's a "A Wizard, A True Star"...

 

Separated at birth???

[JohnG71097]

The Wes Mantooth's will match their counterpart in a different league and grab the top spot by this time next week.

 

My bench outscored my starters the first week, resulting in my only loss of the season and it's gonna remain the only loss I have.

 

The Usual Suspects, I apologize ahead of time for what the Wes Mantooth's have in store for you this week.

 

15-1, I'm calling it now. You bitches best be afraid.<<<<<<

 

Hide your women and children The Wes Mantooth's are a comin.

 

Talking smack is great , you don't have to apologize for what you plan to do to my team this week.

 

You are favored by 12 this week, so give me those 12 and we can wager some credits on the game or maybe a sixer shipped to your or my home.

 

And since you are calling it for all to see......... if you are 15-1 by the end of the season I will get you 100 credits but for every loss above 1 you can give me 20 credits.

 

If you need an explanation of credits.....PM me

 

[Furnier]

and i thought i was the only tubes fan left on planet earth.

 

saw them twice both with todd rundgren's utopia.

 

a new monza! microwave....don't watch the food cook!

I'm a HUGE Tubes fan....well in fervency rather than size. I own every recorded note including the album they NEVER released "Suffer For Sound." I have seen them live 4 times. 1981 on The Completion Backward Principle tour, 1983 on the Outside Inside tour, 1985 on the Love Bomb tour and just a few years back I saw them on the bill of Alice Cooper's Christmas Pudding show in Phoenix. They've still got it although Bill "Sputnik" Spooner is sorely missed. Long Live The Tubes!

[miktoxic]

remember 're-styles'?

 

[Tour2ma]

remember 're-styles'?

Hell ya... used to stare at that pic while spinin' Mondo Bondage...

 

It was only recently that I learned She's a Beauty was by the Tubes... lol...

OK song, but by the Tubes? Really?

[Taco918]

 

 

The Wes Mantooth's will match their counterpart in a different league and grab the top spot by this time next week.

 

My bench outscored my starters the first week, resulting in my only loss of the season and it's gonna remain the only loss I have.

 

The Usual Suspects, I apologize ahead of time for what the Wes Mantooth's have in store for you this week.

 

15-1, I'm calling it now. You bitches best be afraid.<<<<<<

 

Hide your women and children The Wes Mantooth's are a comin.

 

Talking smack is great , you don't have to apologize for what you plan to do to my team this week.

 

You are favored by 12 this week, so give me those 12 and we can wager some credits on the game or maybe a sixer shipped to your or my home.

 

And since you are calling it for all to see......... if you are 15-1 by the end of the season I will get you 100 credits but for every loss above 1 you can give me 20 credits.

 

If you need an explanation of credits.....PM me

 

Like you said talking smack is great especially on the interwebz. My proclamation of eventual league dominance wasn't directed solely at you, your team just so happened to be the next in line. It's probably more directed at yahoo for handing me the only non B grade on my draft (D+ I believe) in our league. I'm usually not one for talking shit (my girlfriend might disagree but I believe her argument is more that I'm full of shit. She's an absolute peach if you couldn't tell) but I've taken offense to an automated grading system like a Goddamn patriot.

 

As for your bet, despite the line growing by 17 tonight, I unfortunately can't take it. Due to my family's history with betting, I've gotta keep the stakes to bragging rights.

 

With that said, and to the near complete antithesis of what I just said, I believe we could probably come to a compromise involving the overall standings at the end of the season. If I don't win the league this year, you can choose my team name for next year. If I do win it, I can choose yours. Or we can leave it up to the board to pick the name of the loser of the bet, which would be preferred as I'm not all that clever, hence the same team name that was ironically funny 4 years ago. The sequel kind of killed it.

 

It's not ideal but it could be fun. If it takes away from the inevitable QB debate (preferably the up and comer verses the vet that just took us to the playoffs) that will rage next offseason, even better.

[Taco918]

is Wes Mantooth related to Randy Mantooth?

 

Is he the son of Dorthy?

 

 

[Zombo]

I'm just doing a weekass (like my team) copy and paste job this week because I'm still travelling:

 

League 1

Zombo's Hoyerific

47

Russ G's Rad Team

77

Ballantyne Bozukas

120

Navdawg's Team

74

A Mingo Ate My Baby

58

Hard For Denard

96

The Usual Suspects

102

Wes Mantooth's

115

Retard

77

Calfox Kosardawgs

77

1 avatar Ballantyne Bozukas 2-0-1 288 206 W-1 4 6

2 avatar Wes Mantooth's 2-1-0 285 289 W-2 10 5

3 avatar The Usual Suspects 2-1-0 282 279 L-1 6 10

4 avatar Hard For Denard 2-1-0 267 223 W-2 2 1

5 avatar Russ G's Rad Team 2-1-0 236 214 W-1 8 2

6 avatar Retard 1-1-1 237 231 T-1 3 -

7 avatar Calfox Kosardawgs 0-1-2 256 268 T-2 9 5

8 avatar Navdawg's Team 1-2-0 243 275 L-2 1 4

9 avatar Zombo's Hoyerific 1-2-0 182 239 L-1 7 3

10 avatar A Mingo Ate My Baby 0-3-0 241 293 L-3 5 15

 

[Kvoethe]

Wow, won my week after a 1 from kirk cousins

[miktoxic]

i know we didn't do this last week cuz a lot of people were shit-faced from the tailgate so i thought i'd bring my league up to date.

 

Browns Board League 2:

 

1. Gocong Or Go Home

 

Gocong Or Go Home (3-1, 370 points) slipped by Kamac19 (1-3, 312 points) 104 to 100 in a wild matchup featuring four lead changes. They also put up the second-highest point total this week. Kamac19 began the Sunday games already ahead on the judges' scorecards, 14 to 4. That lead disappeared by the end of the early Sunday games and they trailed 70 to 64. After the late Sunday games, the lead went back the other way 74 to 70. Sunday night came to an end with Gocong Or Go Home up by 20 and they stayed on top through the rest of the matchup.

 

2. Toxic's Avengers

 

toxic's avengers (second place, 3-1, 348 points) proves they are better than their record, booting The Hammer (3-1, 345 points) out of first place after beating them 109 to 83. They also registered the second-highest point total this season. Each team hit their projections, but toxic's avengers put up 34.4% more than a projected 81.13 points to get the win. For The Hammer, DeMarco Murray and the Houston Texans Defense played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 22 and 13 points, respectively.

 

3. The Hammer

 

see above.

 

4. DD's

 

Be​at by Berean. see below.

 

5. Jeffrey's Grand Team

 

Jeffrey's Grand Team benefited from 23 points from Matthew Stafford and 19 from Keenan Allen, destroying TEAM WHOOPASS! 100 to 61. Is this fantasy football or mixed martial arts? Because this 39-point margin of victory was nothing short of a beatdown and was the third-highest recorded in the league this season. For TEAM WHOOPASS!, Jay Cutler and Vincent Jackson played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 14 and 11 points, respectively. Jeffrey's Grand Team (2-2, 341 points) climbs into sixth place while TEAM WHOOPASS! (2-2, 300 points) drops to eighth place.

 

6. Berean

 

Berean benefited from 27 points from Matt Asiata and 19 from Matt Ryan to beat DD's 96 to 78. DD's failed to live up to expectations and scored only 99.8% of a projected 78.19, while Berean put up 16.9% more points than projected (82.12). For DD's, Colin Kaepernick and Jimmy Graham played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 17 and 17 points, respectively. Adding insult to injury, DD's had a starter score zero points (Bernard Pierce). Berean (2-2, 326 points) climbs into seventh place and DD's (2-2, 351 points) drops to fifth place.

 

7. Team Touriffic #2

 

Beat by Calfox KosarDawgs. see below.

 

8. Calfox KosarDawgs

 

Calfox KosarDawgs, down 8 on Monday night, gave Team Touriffic #2 a glimmer of hope, then ripped it away and beat Team Touriffic #2 101 to 88. Calfox KosarDawgs got 26 points from Randall Cobb and 16 from the Kansas City Chiefs Defense. Even Pat Benatar would have been proud of how these two teams hit each other with their best shots. Both sides met their expectations, but Calfox KosarDawgs put up 21.9% more points than projected to earn the win. Team Touriffic #2 put in the required effort with an improvement in scoring compared to last week's 108 to 65 loss against Gocong Or Go Home. Calfox KosarDawgs (3-1, 325 points) climbs into fourth place and Team Touriffic #2 (1-3, 318 points) stays in 10th place.

 

9. TEAM WHOOPASS!

 

Beat by Jeffrey's Grand Team. see above.

 

10. dirty hands

 

Beat by Weeden start the fire. see below.

 

11. Kamac19

 

Beat By this week's #1 team Gocong Or Go Home. see above.

 

12. Weeden start the fire.

 

Weeden start the fir picked up 28 points from Steve Smith Sr and 18 from Blair Walsh to take down dirty hands 82 to 73. They came into the matchup as a 30-point underdog. These two teams are tied for 12th place with 1-3 records, but it doesn't tell the whole story, as dirty hands has a clear points lead, 356 to 269. dirty hands has had a string of bad luck lately after losing their third in a row.

 

 

CONGRATS TO ALL THE WINNERS! (losers, might be time to make some roster moves).

 

REMEMBER THOSE WHO HAVE PLAYERS IN THURSDAY NITE'S MINNESOTA VS. GREEN BAY GAME TO HAVE THOSE PLAYERS SLOTTED ON YOUR ROSTERS ACCORDINGLY BEFORE CUTOFF TIME.

 

LET'S GO BROWNS!!

[Tour2ma]

WooHoo... I put in the "required effort"...

[Zombo]

League 1

 

72

Zombo's Hoyerific

134

A Mingo Ate My Baby

96

Ballantyne Bozukas

59

Russ G's Rad Team

73

Navdawg's Team

83

Calfox Kosardawgs

100

The Usual Suspects

99

Hard For Denard

133

Retard

97

Wes Mantooth's

1 avatar Ballantyne Bozukas 3-0-1 384 265 W-2 4 8

2 avatar The Usual Suspects 3-1-0 382 378 W-1 6 12

3 avatar Retard 2-1-1 370 328 W-1 3 1

4 avatar Wes Mantooth's 2-2-0 382 422 L-1 10 7

5 avatar Hard For Denard 2-2-0 366 323 L-1 2 5

6 avatar Calfox Kosardawgs 1-1-2 339 341 W-1 9 5

7 avatar Russ G's Rad Team 2-2-0 295 310 L-1 8 2

8 avatar A Mingo Ate My Baby 1-3-0 375 365 W-1 5 16

9 avatar Navdawg's Team 1-3-0 316 358 L-3 1 4

10 avatar Zombo's Hoyerific 1-3-0 254 373 L-2 7 4

[Cowsrus]

League 3 Week 4

 

My Helmet's 2Tight.

2-2

Weekly Grade: D+

80

 

 

 

Brownies.

1-3

Weekly Grade: C

62

 

 

Scoring was at a premium for both teams as My Helmet's 2Tight (2-2, 310 points) logged just the 10th-highest point total in the league, managing to defeat Brownies 80 to 62. It was a painful outing for Brownies, who fell to 1-3 (281 points) while also ending up 11th in points. Colin Kaepernick (17 points) was the leading scorer for My Helmet's 2Tight, posting the 22nd-highest total in the league this week.

 

Smooth Moves by My Helmet's 2Tight

Martellus Bennett scored 17 points, the highest TE score of the week and the ninth-highest TE score in the league this season.

In scoring 17 points, Colin Kaepernick put up his largest point total of the year.

The 13 points scored by Victor Cruz outpaced his 10.73-point scoring projection by 21.2%.

Apparently playing within themselves was good enough. My Helmet's 2Tight won despite having only 4 of their 9 starters exceed their projected points.

Both of the RBs came in below their expected points and it was still a win for My Helmet's 2Tight.

 

Toyota Missed Opportunities

Brownies should have scored more than 80 in order to win. That's Hall Of Fame level insight.

Did not start Joe Flacco, who scored 24 points, surpassing his projected points by 151.6%, the fifth-highest percentage in the league.

Did not start Toby Gerhart, who underachieved but still scored more than any RB on the team with 7 points against a projected 7.27.

Even though Brownies lost, only 1 of their 9 starters scored less than their projected points.

Markus Wheaton has now failed to reach his projection for three straight games. This week he scored 7 points versus a projected 8.90.

 

Game Notes

Even though Brownies lost, they had two players score higher than the leading scorer for My Helmet's 2Tight.

My Helmet's 2Tight scored 80 points against a projected 103.19 and has underachieved every week this season.

Brownies scored 62 points and lost. It is their highest losing score of the season.

Brownies got a combined 39 points from their WRs, their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.

The RBs on My Helmet's 2Tight collectively had their worst week of the season with only 13 points.

The margin of victory of 18 points was the biggest of the season for My Helmet's 2Tight.

Brownies has now lost three games in a row.

My Helmet's 2Tight underachieved in the win, recording 77.5% of their projected 103.19, while Brownies performed better than expected, beating their 40.42-point projection by 53.4%.

 

 

 

 

stewartcj1.

2-2

Weekly Grade: B-

92

 

 

 

Ballantyne Bruisers.

2-2

Weekly Grade: F

61

 

 

stewartcj1 took advantage of 16 points from Drew Brees and 15 from Justin Forsett to pummel Ballantyne Bruisers 92 to 61. The beatdown gave Ballantyne Bruisers two blowout losses on the year. Following a 92 to 73 win against Wreck this league, Ballantyne Bruisers saw their scoring shrink this week. stewartcj1 (2-2, 330 points) climbs into eighth place while Ballantyne Bruisers (2-2, 337 points) drops to seventh place.

 

 

Smooth Moves by stewartcj1

stewartcj1 is either a fortune teller or really knows his stuff. Justin Forsett, who was picked up by stewartcj1, scored 15 points against a projected 7.63, topping his projection by 96.6%.

stewartcj1 was still able to pull out a win with only 2 of their 9 starters exceeding their projected points.

By scoring 10 points, the Indianapolis Colts Defense beat their 5.42 projected points by 84.5%.

stewartcj1 won even though all four of their WRs scored below their projected points.

 

 

Toyota Missed Opportunities

Ballantyne Bruisers probably blew their shot at becoming a Toyota Hall Of Famer with that loss, but there's a bright side. Let us know when you find it.

Left Ben Roethlisberger on the bench, where he led the matchup in scoring with 22 points.

Picked up Delanie Walker, who scored 16 points against a projected 8.74, but left him on the bench.

Nick Foles had the lowest point total in the matchup with a season-low -1 point.

A heated blanket would be a great gift for Kendall Wright during this cold streak. He scored below his projection in three straight games after scoring 6 points against a projected 10.85 this week.

 

Game Notes

This is the third game in a row where Ballantyne Bruisers has failed to reach their projected points.

Both of the losses this season for Ballantyne Bruisers have been blowout losses.

It was the sixth-biggest margin of victory in the league this season at 31 points.

"They ain't nothing but paper champions. That's all they are, and that's all they're ever going to be." Did Lee Flowers say that or everybody in this league? stewartcj1 scored 92 points against a projected 96.10 and has underachieved every week this season.

Ballantyne Bruisers was last in the league in scoring and had their lowest score of the season with 61 points.

Despite being on the winning team, Andre Johnson scored 8 points against a projected 14.44 and has now underachieved in every game this season.

stewartcj1 had their highest score of the season with 92 points.

Speed, strength, agility, vision, and intelligence. It was all on display this week when the RBs on stewartcj1 collectively had their best week of the season with 19 points.

 

 

 

 

Wreck this league.

2-2

Weekly Grade: A+

125

 

 

 

Browns57.

2-2

Weekly Grade: A-

110

 

 

Wreck this league got the second-highest score of the season and erased a 30-point deficit on Monday night. They beat Browns57 125 to 110. Wreck this league piled up 17.1% more points than projected (106.79). Browns57 played quite well and scored 122.7% of their projected 89.66 points. Eli Manning went nuts, as he racked up the highest score this season with 34 points for Browns57. Wreck this league (2-2, 401 points) climbs into fifth place and Browns57 (2-2, 427 points) drops to fourth place.

 

 

Smooth Moves by Wreck this league

With 29 points, Jordy Nelson had the highest WR score of the week and the second-highest WR score in the league this season.

The 28 points scored by Jamaal Charles ranked fifth in the league in scoring. It was also his highest output of the season.

What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and DeAndre Hopkins have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked ninth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 15 points.

With 11 points, Doug Martin had his highest output of the season.

Those were the projections? We thought that was the starting point. 5 of the 9 starters on Wreck this league exceeded their projected points.

 

 

Toyota Missed Opportunities

Browns57 should have scored more than 125 in order to win. That's Hall Of Fame level insight.

Browns57 left the 17 points scored by Frank Gore on the bench this week. He beat his projected point total by 128.2%, the eighth-highest percentage in the league.

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Acquired and started the New England Patriots Defense, which scored -2 points, the fewest of any player in the matchup.

The 1 point scored by DeSean Jackson was a season-low for both scoring and for his performance against projections. He reached only 9.5% of his 10.55 projected points this week.

Gotta hit rock button before you can start to rise. It was a season-low 4 points for Greg Olsen this week. It was also a season-low for his performance versus projections, reaching only 43.6% of a projected point total of 9.18.

 

Game Notes

Wreck this league had a league-high for the week with 125 points, which is the second-highest score in the league this season.

In the loss, Eli Manning led the league in scoring and had the highest QB score in the league this season with 34 points.

Don't you hate that guy that always has to one-up everybody? Browns57 scored 110 points and lost. It is the second-highest losing score in the league this season.

The 47 points by the RBs on Wreck this league was the season-high for combined points from the position.

The 40 points by the WRs on Browns57 was the season-high for combined points from the position.

The 15-point margin of victory was the smallest in the league this week.

Wreck this league won even though Browns57 performed better against their scoring projection. Browns57 beat their 89.66 projected points by 22.7%, while Wreck this league outscored their 106.79-point projection by 17.1%.

Steve Smith Sr scored 28 points, the fourth-highest WR score in the league this season, but it was not enough to get the win for Browns57.

 

 

 

 

Browns149.

2-1-1

Weekly Grade: A

114

 

 

 

Cleveland Steamers.

3-1

Weekly Grade: C

88

 

 

Browns149 (third place, 2-1-1, 442 points), like the heroes of every children's sports movie, defy expectations, believe in themselves, and kick Cleveland Steamers (3-1, 403 points) out of the top spot after beating them 114 to 88. Browns149 and Andrew Luck don't care about who the "experts" project to win, entering the game with an 11-point spread, Andrew Luck who registered the third-highest player point total in the league this week with 29. Browns149 has beaten expectations three weeks straight and put up 23.4% more points than projected in this matchup. Cleveland Steamers was led by the tag team of Matt Asiata, with 27 points, and Alfred Morris, who scored 14.

 

 

Smooth Moves by Browns149

The 29 points scored by Andrew Luck was the third-highest QB score of the week and is the fourth-highest QB score in the league this season.

Randall Cobb had 26 points, the fourth-highest WR score of the week and the eighth-highest WR score in the league this season.

What do Apache helicopters, F-117 Nighthawks and Golden Tate have in common? They are all dangerous aerial weapons. He ranked ninth in the league in scoring among WRs this week with 15 points.

Nick Novak scored a season-high 15 points.

6 of 9 players in the starting lineup for Browns149 topped their projected points.

 

 

Toyota Missed Opportunities

After that performance, we have to wonder if Cleveland Steamers cares about becoming a Hall Of Famer at all. That's right, you're being judged by an online recap.

Should have started Cam Newton, who underachieved, but still had more points than the starting QB with 9 against a projected 10.86.

The Pittsburgh Steelers Defense, which Cleveland Steamers picked up this week, scored below their 7.40-point projection with 3 points.

At the QB position, Cleveland Steamers got outscored 29 - 1 by Browns149.

Cleveland Steamers would have welcomed more points at WR, where Browns149 topped them 41 - 15.

 

Game Notes

After scoring 114 points against a projected 92.38, Browns149 has overachieved for three straight weeks.

Cleveland Steamers got a combined 54 points from their RBs, the highest combined scoring output from the RB position for any team this season.

Don't you hate that guy that always has to one-up everybody? Cleveland Steamers scored 88 points and lost. It is the ninth-highest losing score in the league this season.

With a combined 23 points from their RBs, Browns149 got their highest combined scoring output from the RB position this season.

The loss snapped a three-game win streak by Cleveland Steamers.

The 26-point margin of victory was the biggest of the season for Browns149 and 10th-largest in the league this season.

Browns149 improves to 1-1 in upset games this season.

Matt Asiata scored 27 points, the second-highest RB score in the league this season, but it was not enough to get a win for Cleveland Steamers.

 

 

 

 

why cant we win.

2-2

Weekly Grade: A

109

 

 

 

Hard For Denard.

1-3

Weekly Grade: C+

86

 

 

why cant we win picked up 19 points from Matt Ryan and another 19 from Keenan Allen to beat Hard For Denard 109 to 86. Hard For Denard failed to live up to expectations and scored only 82.8% of a projected 103.89, while why cant we win scored 14.1% more points than projected (95.52). For Hard For Denard, DeMarco Murray and the Miami Dolphins Defense played the roles of Maverick and Goose, scoring 22 and 17 points, respectively. why cant we win (2-2, 366 points) climbs into sixth place while Hard For Denard (1-3, 353 points) drops to 11th place.

 

 

Smooth Moves by why cant we win

The 17 points scored by Phil Dawson was the second-highest K score of the week and is the fourth-highest K score in the league this season.

Jimmy Graham had 17 points, the highest TE score of the week and the ninth-highest TE score in the league this season.

7 of the 9 starters on why cant we win exceeded their projected points.

With 19 points, Keenan Allen ranked seventh in the league in scoring among WRs this week.

The 19 points scored by Matt Ryan led the team, the third time that's happened this season.

 

 

Toyota Missed Opportunities

After that performance, we have to wonder if Hard For Denard cares about becoming a Hall Of Famer at all. That's right, you're being judged by an online recap.

Tom Brady was last on the team in scoring with 3 points against a projected 12.60 and has now underachieved in every game this season.

Marques Colston, who Hard For Denard picked up this week, scored below his 10.03-point projection with 8 points.

Cody Parkey was last on the team in scoring with 3 points, 34.8% of his projected 8.62, which is his lowest percentage of the season.

At the QB position, Hard For Denard got outscored 19 - 3 by why cant we win.

 

Game Notes

All three of the losses for Hard For Denard this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season.

Don't you hate that guy that always has to one-up everybody? Hard For Denard scored 86 points and lost. It is the 10th-highest losing score in the league this season.

We don't condone cheating, but this group of wide receivers might want to spray Stickum on their gloves. The 24 total points by the WRs on Hard For Denard was their lowest WR output this season.

why cant we win had their highest score of the season with 109 points.

why cant we win got a combined 40 points from their WRs, their highest combined scoring output from the WR position this season.

Hard For Denard had their largest margin of defeat this season.

DeMarco Murray scored 22 points, the fifth-highest RB score in the league this season, but it was not enough to get a win for Hard For Denard.

In the loss, the Miami Dolphins Defense scored 17 points, the fifth-highest DEF score in the league this season.

 

 

Badnews Browns.

3-1

Weekly Grade: A+

119

 

The Korky Butcheks.

1-2-1

Weekly Grade: B+

98

 

Badnews Browns (3-1, 454 points) clambers to the top of the heap after beating The Korky Butcheks (10th place, 1-2-1, 367 points) 119 to 98. They got the second-highest point total in the league this week, which is the kind of achievement that might impress their parents but no one else. Even though both teams hit their projections, Badnews Browns put up 18.1% more than their projected 100.76 points to secure the win. It was the Aaron Rodgers show in this one, as he provided the second-highest score this week with 30 points.

 

 

Smooth Moves by Badnews Browns

Antonio Brown played out of his mind, scoring the third-most points by a WR this week with 27 points. It also ranks as the seventh-greatest game by a WR this season.

Tony Romo had 24 points, the fifth-highest QB score of the week and the 10th-highest QB score in the league this season.

With 16 points, Kelvin Benjamin ranked eighth in the league in scoring among WRs this week.

The 16 points scored by Matt Forte was the fifth-highest score of any RB in the league this week.

With 11 points scored versus a projected 8.03, Adam Vinatieri scored more points than projected for three straight games.

 

 

Toyota Missed Opportunities

Yes, your team could have been better. But if you haven't gotten behind the wheel of the bold new Camry yet, that's your real missed opportunity.

The Korky Butcheks fell short at the K position, getting outscored 11 - 5 by Badnews Browns.

Dan Carpenter did not meet his 8.51-point projection this week, the second time that's happened this season. His 5 points were also a season-low.

The Korky Butcheks lost despite having only 4 of their 9 starters score less than their projected points.

Michael Crabtree could not reach his projected point total, scoring only 57.1% of his 12.25-point projection with 7 points.

 

Game Notes

The Korky Butcheks had 'Rudy' on constant reply the past three weeks because they keep overachieving. This week they scored 98 points against a projected 90.14.

Badnews Browns won by scoring 119 points, their lowest winning score of the season.

Hey, I'm sure Badnews Browns appreciates the tough competition. In the loss, The Korky Butcheks had the fourth-highest losing score in the league this season with 98 points.

Badnews Browns was able to cover the 10.62-point spread in the win.

Badnews Browns was able to win with little help from Cordarrelle Patterson, who had a season-low 4 points and is on a three-week underperforming streak.

With 54 points, Badnews Browns got the highest combined scoring output from the WR position for any team this week.

This is the first week this season that Badnews Browns has been in first place.

Badnews Browns beat their projected points and now have a 3-0 record when beating their projection, while The Korky Butcheks falls to 1-1-1 when exceeding their expected point total.

 

 

 

Biggest Blowout

 

 

Week 4 Results Matchup Recap >

 

 

stewartcj1

Clint

 

92

vs. Ballantyne Bruisers

Richie4Eagle

 

61

 

+31

 

 

 

1 Badnews Browns 3-1-0 454 410 W-2 8 3

2 Cleveland Steamers 3-1-0 403 337 L-1 4 10

3 Browns149 2-1-1 442 421 W-2 11 2

4 Browns57 2-2-0 427 422 L-2 9 7

5 Wreck this league 2-2-0 401 389 W-1 10 2

6 why cant we win 2-2-0 366 358 W-1 3 6

7 Ballantyne Bruisers 2-2-0 337 326 L-1 7 13

8 stewartcj1 2-2-0 330 342 W-1 6 2

9 My Helmet's 2Tight 2-2-0 310 383 W-2 5 1

10 The Korky Butcheks 1-2-1 367 419 L-1 2 9

11 Hard For Denard 1-3-0 353 344 L-2 12 7

12 Brownies 1-3-0 281 320 L-3 1 -

[miktoxic]

where are you guys getting this info? i feel like i'm comin up short posting Yahoo's recap of each matchup each week and you come up with a calculus test.

[Tour2ma]

I sure am glad I sat Demaryius Thomas against that tough Card D this week.

His 35 points would have cramped my style...

[CLEVELandMILIDH]

can someone post the results for last week and this week for league 3...my phone wont let me log into my league.

[Cowsrus]

Week 5 League 3

 

 

My Helmet's 2Tight.

 

3-2-0 | 4th

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73

 

 

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Browns149.

 

2-2-1 | 5th

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

93

 

 

 

 

Ballantyne Bruisers.

 

3-2-0 | 3rd

avatar

 

 

 

 

66

 

 

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Brownies.

 

1-4-0 | 12th

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

101

 

 

 

 

Wreck this league.

 

2-2-1 | 6th

avatar

 

 

 

 

101

 

 

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stewartcj1.

 

2-2-1 | 8th

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

67

 

 

 

 

why cant we win.

 

2-3-0 | 11th

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103

 

 

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Cleveland Steamers.

 

4-1-0 | 1st

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

94

 

 

 

 

Badnews Browns.

 

3-2-0 | 2nd

avatar

 

 

 

 

140

 

 

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Hard For Denard.

 

2-3-0 | 10th

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

110

 

 

 

 

The Korky Butcheks.

 

2-2-1 | 7th

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88

 

 

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Browns57.

 

2-3-0 | 9th

 

1 Cleveland Steamers 4-1-0 506 404 W-1 4 15

2 Badnews Browns 3-2-0 548 550 L-1 8 3

3 Ballantyne Bruisers 3-2-0 431 392 W-1 7 18

4 My Helmet's 2Tight 3-2-0 421 456 W-3 5 1

5 Browns149 2-2-1 515 532 L-1 11 2

6 Wreck this league 2-2-1 502 490 T-1 10 2

7 The Korky Butcheks 2-2-1 477 507 W-1 2 12

8 stewartcj1 2-2-1 431 444 T-1 6 5

9 Browns57 2-3-0 515 532 L-3 9 7

10 Hard For Denard 2-3-0 493 438 W-1 12 7

11 why cant we win 2-3-0 433 461 L-1 3 6

12 Brownies 1-4-0 347 413 L-4 1 -

[Tour2ma]

^Need a few more spaces in that post....

 

 

Two leagues... two convincing wins this week. Love my emerging RBs...

 

Wonders never cease...

[miktoxic]

here's the standings for brown's board league 2 going into sunday week 7. congrats to the winners and good luck to those, like me, who continue to struggle with this fruitless game.

 

-cheers! -tim.

 

[Vagitron]

Alright boys and girls I have a fantasy related question. I figured in here we can all play nice.

 

I have demarco Murray and recently posted that I was looking to sure up one of my three receiver spots. We don't have a flex in this league. I do in my other two. Anyway someone offered me Ronnie hillman and either desean Jackson or Roddy white for Murray. Now my concern is Murray is really the only guy as of now I can trust to produce each week.

 

My team is as follow.

 

Qb: cutler

Rb: Murray, Ellington, ivory, Sankey and McFadden

Wr: Marshall, crabtree, Beckman Jr, martavis Bryant (just grabbed him off the wire) Doug Baldwin, Justin hunter

Te: Jordan reed and Travis kelce

K: carpenter.

 

Its a ppr league and once again no flex but we start three receivers. My initial thoughts and current thoughts is no for the reason I mentioned above. However Jackson could get rg3 back soon and hillman is on the top offense in the NFL and because of the way he's been playing he may be above ball when he comes back. Although I'd be a liar if I said I wasn't concerned about balls return. I'm currently 4-3 in this league which is good for tied for 3rd with two other teams. Thoughts?