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Mouthy liberals are causing Global Slowing. It's science


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https://www.afp.com/en/news/2265/earths-days-getting-longer-slower-study

 

It's the liberals, they are spewing hot air so much after getting blown out in the last election,

and running around in hateful circles, it's throwing off our planet's rotation.

 

If they don't stop it, the earth could completely stop rotating, and by golly, they will

have caused global warming on half the planet all by themselves.

 

asswhole hypocrites.

 

 

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https://www.afp.com/en/news/2265/earths-days-getting-longer-slower-study

 

It's the liberals, they are spewing hot air so much after getting blown out in the last election,

and running around in hateful circles, it's throwing off our planet's rotation.

 

If they don't stop it, the earth could completely stop rotating, and by golly, they will

have caused global warming on half the planet all by themselves.

 

asswhole hypocrites.

 

 

That's one hypothesis, but I have another: perhaps the sheer mass of bullshit that you seem to be full of is weighing down one side of the Earth more than another, slowing the Earth's rotation down.

 

Better get Stephen Hawking to examine this one.

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Thank you ! Yes, I agree, my keen deductive and comedic reasoning, a skill surely honed by reading Sherlock Holmes novels in the

third grade with a dictionary handy... probably does outweigh all the ignorant, shallow but outrageous emotional kneejerkie vocalism from liberals.

 

I think I have to post more to keep the planet spinning as it should. THANKS FOR THE INPUT !!!

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https://www.afp.com/en/news/2265/earths-days-getting-longer-slower-study

 

It's the liberals, they are spewing hot air so much after getting blown out in the last election,

and running around in hateful circles, it's throwing off our planet's rotation.

 

If they don't stop it, the earth could completely stop rotating, and by golly, they will

have caused global warming on half the planet all by themselves.

 

asswhole hypocrites.

 

 

I'll leave this thread alone seeing as your attempt at humor was quite successful in my book.

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actually it would take a lot of mining and building but if all of the limestone and metal is mined from within the earth removing mass from inside the sphere, and used to build structures on the outside of the sphere, it may slightly alter the earth's moment of inertia, making it rotate slower (by increasing the radius of mass from the center of the earth)

 

but that would take a lot of weight and the distance the materials are moved away from the center is relatively tiny. So probably not.

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