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Midseason burnout.

 

I put a lot of energy into organizing a trip to Jacksonville, we had a blast, but that performance has left me numb. Just when you start believing in something ...

 

I tried to join a couple conversations, but don't have the heart at this point in the week.

 

I'll update the fantasy shit next week. I think we could use some more teams in the basketball league.

 

I'm sure by Friday I will have my mojo back, but I'm just going to lurk for awhile ...

 

If a Steeler fan comments on this thread he will be exiled for life.

 

Carry on ...

 

Zombo

--13-3

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It's amazing how emotions can shift 180 degrees in a few hours. It's like 2 completely different teams played from the Pittsburg game to the Jacksonville game. It's an all too familiar feeling. Just look how Hoyer has gone from ..."the league's best deep ball passer"... to a "career backup"...."mediocre qb"...in one week, in the eyes of the local media and a lot of fans. It sucks, but we should have been prepared for it. After all...like I said...it's not new territory for us.

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The Jags were a really bad matchup for the Browns, with injuries. Things went wrong,

the Jags defense has been for real, and the Browns defense had trouble with the running game

of the Jags. They are stacked with talent, but still getting beaten up each week.

 

At home, they were due for a win.

 

These Browns do NOT quit. The whole offense was off their game. It happens with a new offense this year,

plus key injury to the oline. Still, this offensive line, even after losing Mack, blocks better than in previous years.

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Midseason burnout.

 

I put a lot of energy into organizing a trip to Jacksonville, we had a blast, but that performance has left me numb. Just when you start believing in something ...

 

I tried to join a couple conversations, but don't have the heart at this point in the week.

 

I'll update the fantasy shit next week. I think we could use some more teams in the basketball league.

 

I'm sure by Friday I will have my mojo back, but I'm just going to lurk for awhile ...

 

If a Steeler fan comments on this thread he will be exiled for life.

 

Carry on ...

 

Zombo

--13-3

Suck it up Buster. It is hump day. Time to get over the hump. Try doing the Trivia, and get your TWIAFCN in early. Predicting the Steelers to lose will always brighten your mood. And instead of banning a Steeler fan, pick a fight with one. That should help.

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I think I might throw up if we lose to Oakland

 

throw up? how about blow up? a bald headed white guy with a chopper walking down the streets of dobbs ferry?

 

AAAARRRGH!

 

lt. joe kenda would have a problem piecing that shit all together.

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Midseason burnout.

 

I put a lot of energy into organizing a trip to Jacksonville, we had a blast, but that performance has left me numb. Just when you start believing in something ...

 

I tried to join a couple conversations, but don't have the heart at this point in the week.

 

I'll update the fantasy shit next week. I think we could use some more teams in the basketball league.

 

I'm sure by Friday I will have my mojo back, but I'm just going to lurk for awhile ...

 

If a Steeler fan comments on this thread he will be exiled for life.

 

Carry on ...

 

Zombo

--13-3

 

As you know Z, I was equally bummed, hope you got my call. That's a longer bus ride than I thought (5 hours). Believe me, I can relate, driving back to SW Ohio after yet another shitty loss. But there's still hope.

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So, the cold day in hell finally arrived.

 

Take a chill pill. They laid a turd, shit happens. That game, that day, those mistakes are over with. Whattaya gonna do? Relive Red Right 88 again?

 

C mon man, Ghoolie is the cheerleader among naysayers? Satan is freezing his nuts off.

 

Go Browns! They'll be fine.

 

 

Oh, BTW Tom- I was in (what was to become the Dawg Pound) for Red Right 88. Riverboat Sam should have kicked the damn FG. I could have lived with a missed FG- more than the int- that Ozzie had zero chance of catching.

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So DoucheNozzle turned me into Stan.

 

Kinda like going to Cheech to complain about Chong:

 

From: Jeff Hxxxxxx <jxxxxxxxx@neo.rr.com>

Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2014 8:09 PM

To: Stan Aten

Subject: RE: You have been given a warning

 

Stan:

 

I know you don't have the drive anymore by it's a shame that someone like Zombo represents the board in such a loser of a way. He changes the name of every Steeler fan to something abusive and then bans me for abusive behavior. The board is a joke to real Browns fans and although that provides me with a lot of comic relief it would be embarrassing to someone who was a true Browns fan

 

Thanks

Jeff

 

Dear Jeff,

 

You poor dumbfuck. You posted in a thread you were clearly told not to post in, you dumb fucker. You should have been banned for life for being so stupid. No one gives a fuck how you feel. You are a Steeler fan on a Browns Board, you have no rights. Zombo changes your name, deletes your stupid threads and suspends you ... and you still come back for more. You are officially his bitch. My only regret is that he named you "Douche Nozzle" and not "Zombo's Bitch".

 

Sincerely,

 

Admin

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So DoucheNozzle turned me into Stan.

 

Kinda like going to Cheech to complain about Chong:

 

From: Jeff Hxxxxxx <jxxxxxxxx@neo.rr.com>

Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2014 8:09 PM

To: Stan Aten

Subject: RE: You have been given a warning

 

Stan:

 

I know you don't have the drive anymore by it's a shame that someone like Zombo represents the board in such a loser of a way. He changes the name of every Steeler fan to something abusive and then bans me for abusive behavior. The board is a joke to real Browns fans and although that provides me with a lot of comic relief it would be embarrassing to someone who was a true Browns fan

 

Thanks

Jeff

 

Dear Jeff,

 

You poor dumbfuck. You posted in a thread you were clearly told not to post in, you dumb fucker. You should have been banned for life for being so stupid. No one gives a fuck how you feel. You are a Steeler fan on a Browns Board, you have no rights. Zombo changes your name, deletes your stupid threads and suspends you ... and you still come back for more. You are officially his bitch. My only regret is that he named you "Douche Nozzle" and not "Zombo's Bitch".

 

Sincerely,

 

Admin

 

 

:lol:

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So DoucheNozzle turned me into Stan.

 

Kinda like going to Cheech to complain about Chong:

 

From: Jeff Hxxxxxx <jxxxxxxxx@neo.rr.com>

Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2014 8:09 PM

To: Stan Aten

Subject: RE: You have been given a warning

 

Stan:

 

I know you don't have the drive anymore by it's a shame that someone like Zombo represents the board in such a loser of a way. He changes the name of every Steeler fan to something abusive and then bans me for abusive behavior. The board is a joke to real Browns fans and although that provides me with a lot of comic relief it would be embarrassing to someone who was a true Browns fan

 

Thanks

Jeff

 

Dear Jeff,

 

You poor dumbfuck. You posted in a thread you were clearly told not to post in, you dumb fucker. You should have been banned for life for being so stupid. No one gives a fuck how you feel. You are a Steeler fan on a Browns Board, you have no rights. Zombo changes your name, deletes your stupid threads and suspends you ... and you still come back for more. You are officially his bitch. My only regret is that he named you "Douche Nozzle" and not "Zombo's Bitch".

 

Sincerely,

 

Admin

Would anyone care to know how much it would bother me to get banned from a Steeler board?
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So DoucheNozzle turned me into Stan.

 

Kinda like going to Cheech to complain about Chong:

 

From: Jeff Hxxxxxx <jxxxxxxxx@neo.rr.com>

Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2014 8:09 PM

To: Stan Aten

Subject: RE: You have been given a warning

 

Stan:

 

I know you don't have the drive anymore by it's a shame that someone like Zombo represents the board in such a loser of a way. He changes the name of every Steeler fan to something abusive and then bans me for abusive behavior. The board is a joke to real Browns fans and although that provides me with a lot of comic relief it would be embarrassing to someone who was a true Browns fan

 

Thanks

Jeff

 

Dear Jeff,

 

You poor dumbfuck. You posted in a thread you were clearly told not to post in, you dumb fucker. You should have been banned for life for being so stupid. No one gives a fuck how you feel. You are a Steeler fan on a Browns Board, you have no rights. Zombo changes your name, deletes your stupid threads and suspends you ... and you still come back for more. You are officially his bitch. My only regret is that he named you "Douche Nozzle" and not "Zombo's Bitch".

 

Sincerely,

 

Admin

Appropriate acronym?: ROTFLMFAO

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I am a "real Browns fan" and am as far from being embarrassed as can be.

 

The Jags were a really bad matchup for the Browns, with injuries.

I did not get into this in the weekly O-line thread, but this was on my mind during much of the 2nd half of grading.

 

I would love a shot at JAX with our O-line intact. No matter the outcome of the game, I think that would be one helluva interesting match up to delve into.

 

"30 Days in the Hole"

Love 30 Days in the Hole... next to I Don't Need No Doctor it's my fav Humble Pie track.

Their "Live at Fillmore" LP is indispensable...

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So DoucheNozzle turned me into Stan.

 

Kinda like going to Cheech to complain about Chong:

 

From: Jeff Hxxxxxx <jxxxxxxxx@neo.rr.com>

Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2014 8:09 PM

To: Stan Aten

Subject: RE: You have been given a warning

 

Stan:

 

I know you don't have the drive anymore by it's a shame that someone like Zombo represents the board in such a loser of a way. He changes the name of every Steeler fan to something abusive and then bans me for abusive behavior. The board is a joke to real Browns fans and although that provides me with a lot of comic relief it would be embarrassing to someone who was a true Browns fan

 

Thanks

Jeff

 

Dear Jeff,

 

You poor dumbfuck. You posted in a thread you were clearly told not to post in, you dumb fucker. You should have been banned for life for being so stupid. No one gives a fuck how you feel. You are a Steeler fan on a Browns Board, you have no rights. Zombo changes your name, deletes your stupid threads and suspends you ... and you still come back for more. You are officially his bitch. My only regret is that he named you "Douche Nozzle" and not "Zombo's Bitch".

 

Sincerely,

 

Admin

Thats probably the funniest message/reply ive ever read :D

Before i even got to the end of stans reply, zombos bitch popped into my head, then there it was!!

 

I vote to re-name him zombosbitch or z'sbitch. Hes definetly earned it!

 

Just fuckin great! I LOVE this board! GO BROWNS!!!

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And as a "true Browns fan" id say im more embarrassed that the mods let you squeeler twits run roughshod around here and not ban your asses permanently. They certainly are more civil towards you squeelers punks than id be. Squeeler fans are the worst fans in professional sports all together if u ask me, right up there with the fans of that team up north.

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And as a "true Browns fan" id say im more embarrassed that the mods let you squeeler twits run roughshod around here and not ban your asses permanently. They certainly are more civil towards you squeelers punks than id be. Squeeler fans are the worst fans in professional sports all together if u ask me, right up there with the fans of that team up north.

I just love all of the "true Browns fan" comments coming from a fan of probably the biggest bandwagon team in sports, like anyone who roots for this team year after year isn't a true fan.
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Would anyone care to know how much it would bother me to get banned from a Steeler board?

 

I have been banned from no less than THREE Squealer forums. Steelersfever.com, Steelerfury.com and Stillers.com ..... if I remember right. It's probably been 5 or 6 years since I have attempted to post on any of those. They don't like facts on ANY of those boards. As for how I felt about it......I laughed.

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So DoucheNozzle turned me into Stan.

 

Kinda like going to Cheech to complain about Chong:

 

From: Jeff Hxxxxxx <jxxxxxxxx@neo.rr.com>

Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2014 8:09 PM

To: Stan Aten

Subject: RE: You have been given a warning

 

Stan:

 

I know you don't have the drive anymore by it's a shame that someone like Zombo represents the board in such a loser of a way. He changes the name of every Steeler fan to something abusive and then bans me for abusive behavior. The board is a joke to real Browns fans and although that provides me with a lot of comic relief it would be embarrassing to someone who was a true Browns fan

 

Thanks

Jeff

 

Dear Jeff,

 

You poor dumbfuck. You posted in a thread you were clearly told not to post in, you dumb fucker. You should have been banned for life for being so stupid. No one gives a fuck how you feel. You are a Steeler fan on a Browns Board, you have no rights. Zombo changes your name, deletes your stupid threads and suspends you ... and you still come back for more. You are officially his bitch. My only regret is that he named you "Douche Nozzle" and not "Zombo's Bitch".

 

Sincerely,

 

Admin

That sure put a smile on my face.......Zombo's bitch......fucking great.

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