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This Week in The AFC North


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The Great Zomboni comes to you live from Cleveland this week, and we've had already added to our legendary stories with last night's events. I have no clue how I got back to my hotel last night. None.

 

I have already seen Atenears, Rochmaster, Howard, G-Man, K-mac, Mark-O, Pavo Joe, Hoorta ... and I know we have quite a few others coming to the tailgate party tomorrow, it is going to be a blast!

 

Getting ready to head out of tonight's festivities, so real quick, here's my picks:

 

Tennessee at Cincinnati 1:00 PM

Titans suck. BENGALS 30 TITANS 13

 

Baltimore at Cleveland 1:00 PM

Signature win for Brian Hoyer, Browns dominate through the air. BROWNS 37 RAVENS 17

 

Pittsburgh at Carolina 8:30 Sunday Night Football

Steelers suck. PANTHERS 28 STEELERS 14

 

Last week 3-1, Season 7-1

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Week 3...

 

Tennessee (+7.0) @ Cincinnati

TN has been one of the surprise teams of 2014 in that they are not a complete disaster, so expect them to give da Bagels a hell of...

Aw... who am I kidding? Maybe in TN the Titans might give them a game, but in da Jumble, it won't be close.

Predicted Score: CIN 36 TN 23

 

Pittsburgh (+3.5) @ Carolina

Panthers look much better than I thought they would this year while the Steeler are worse than I thought... and I did not think they'd be very good.

I know betting determines the line, but geez, there can't be that many Steeler lovin' idiots... lol... jk...

Predicted Score: CAR 33 PTG 17

 

Baltimore @ Cleveland (+1.5)

 

***Prediction Pending***

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Saturday Night at the Eastland Inn in Berea, Ohio

 

okay howie is easy to spot. so that must mean kamac is his compatriot to the right.

 

john always stealing the photo opps. nice football. how many times did you change that day?

 

btw, what is that on the table in the foreground? a to-go cup or like someone's liver?

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Week 3...

 

Tennessee (+7.0) @ Cincinnati

TN has been one of the surprise teams of 2014 in that they are not a complete disaster, so expect them to give da Bagels a hell of...

Aw... who am I kidding? Maybe in TN the Titans might give them a game, but in da Jumble, it won't be close.

Predicted Score: CIN 36 TN 23

 

Pittsburgh (+3.5) @ Carolina

Panthers look much better than I thought they would this year while the Steeler are worse than I thought... and I did not think they'd be very good.

I know betting determines the line, but geez, there can't be that many Steeler lovin' idiots... lol... jk...

Predicted Score: CAR 33 PTG 17

Tossed and turned last night... big concern was BLT's home run potential vs. our grind it out WCO. I do not think it is going to be easy to put together 10, 12, 14 play drives vs. this Ravens D... BUT...

 

Word just out that Pierce is OUT and Cam is IN... and I think that plus the home field will be enough to hold them to one HR and/or generate one ourselves...

 

Going to 2-1 and 2nd place all by our lonesome in the AFCN...

 

Let's do this!

 

Predicted Score: CLE 20 BLT 13

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Pgh vs. Car is about to start. Pgh is only 3.5 point dogs but the Browns nearly beat them and the Ravens pummeled them. Carolina is much better than either team and I bet they beat Pgh by 20 points.

Pgh d line is abysmal, makes the rest of the d look awful. LB are pretty decent, Polamalu and Taylor belong in an assisted living facility.

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Week 3...

 

Tennessee (+7.0) @ Cincinnati

Predicted Score: CIN 36 TN 23

Final: CIN 33 TN 7 W/W

 

Pittsburgh (+3.5) @ Carolina

Predicted Score: CAR 33 PTG 17

Final: PTG 37 CAR 19 L/L

 

Baltimore @ Cleveland (+1.5)

Predicted Score: CLE 20 BLT 13

Final: BLT 23 CLE 21 L/L

 

Weekly Results . Prev . Crnt.. YTD

Straight-up ......... 6-2 ... 1-3 ... 7-5

Vs. the spread .... 8-0 ... 1-3 ... 9-3

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Pgh vs. Car is about to start. Pgh is only 3.5 point dogs but the Browns nearly beat them and the Ravens pummeled them. Carolina is much better than either team and I bet they beat Pgh by 20 points.

Pgh d line is abysmal, makes the rest of the d look awful. LB are pretty decent, Polamalu and Taylor belong in an assisted living facility.

*cough*

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Cough indeed. I thought the Pgh offense would score some but the defense played much better than I thought they would.

Taylor's injury (ugly one) will force them to deal with replacing him. Don't know that the backup secondary guys are up to a starting job.

 

William Gay has had to start before but it was indeed a brutal injury.

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Okay.

we busted up your team week 1 with injuries, today you lost 3 key players. shazier ...kharma's a bitch ha punk?

 

can't wait to see the next matchup when ben's head get's imploded inside his helmet.

 

beer bet.

 

tomlin is hanging on a string while the squeelers fall down it.

 

bye bye pittspuke.

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we busted up your team week 1 with injuries, today you lost 3 key players. shazier ...kharma's a bitch ha punk?

 

can't wait to see the next matchup when ben's head get's imploded inside his helmet.

 

beer bet.

 

tomlin is hanging on a string while the squeelers fall down it.

 

bye bye pittspuke.

The only injury anyone is even sure on is ike Taylor who very clearly broke his forearm. JJ and shazier could be back next week for all anyone knows. If not we have Spence and moats backing them up. The steelers just dominated a team better than both the browns and the ravens. I think the steelers are going to b just fine. Oh and Ben was only sacked once.
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The steelers just dominated a team better than both the browns and the ravens.

LOL... God, Vag, I've missed your sense of humor...

 

Long time no see...

 

No wait...

 

Only been since the Ravens handed you your ass that you've been scarce...

 

Ravens beat you by 20? Is that right?

 

Hey Douche... you back too? I see you're lurking.

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