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This Week in the AFC North


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She had one job: Correctly predict both AFC North games for The Great Zomboni.

 

And if she failed at that job she had to clean the pool this week as TGZ and Zelda The Wonderdawg made the picks.

 

Well, Zoey went 1-1 (2-2 for those scoring at home), so off she goes ...

 

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And off Zelda and I go to Miami for a Weekend Tailgate and a LIVE look at your 2016 Cleveland Browns.

 

Had drinks with Hoorta and and Tour last night, and will be hooking up with Atenears and his latest Hag over in Miami.

 

I've got a room on the Beach and will be interviewing new Interns throughout the weekend. (Not looking good for Zoey, we'll see how clean she gets the pool though)

 

So I am heading out to get my drink on, therefore we will let the dog make the picks this week:

 

Denver at Cincinnati Sunday 1:00 PM

Still not buying in to the Trevor Siemian thing, and I hate spelling his name, too many vowels to remember. Bungles oughta bounce back at home. Dump your money on Cincy. Zelda agrees, BENGALS 27 BRONCOS 13

 

Baltimore at Jacksonville Sunday 1:00 PM

Ravens are probably the least impressive 2-0 team out there, took a late payment to the refs to get past the Browns, and Jax may be the class of the 0-2 teams, so I am expecting the Ratbirds to wilt in the Florida heat. Zelda says back u the truck full of milkbones on the home team here. JAGUARS 32 RAVENS 16

 

Cleveland at Miami Sunday 1:00 PM

Miami had a tough start to the schedule, losing out to Seattle and New England, but they get a break this week by opening at home against the Brownies. Right? Wrong. Hue Jackson will show why he is the "quarterback whisperer" by not only having Cody Kessler ready, but having him excel. The California Kid will rely heavily on Terrelle Pryor and Duke Johnson to put up points and the emerging Browns defense keeps Adam Gase's offense shackled. BROWNS 27 DOLPHINS 16

 

Pittsburgh at Philadelphia Sunday 4:25 PM

Philadelphia may now be known as Carson City, Wentzlevania, but it is their defense that impressed TGZ the most. They should have no problem beating up an increasingly immobile Ben Roethlisberger, and Wentz will once again be good enough to take advantage of the opportunities that Jim Schwartz's defense will provide. EAGLES 23 STEELERS 19

 

Off to the pool for the first set of interviews ...

 

TGZ

 

 

 

 

 

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(2-2 for those scoring at home)

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Denver at Cincinnati Sunday 1:00 PM

17 26

 

Baltimore at Jacksonville Sunday 1:00 PM

27 23

 

Cleveland at Miami Sunday 1:00 PM

13 27

 

Pittsburgh at Philadelphia Sunday 4:25 PM

32 23

 

 

 

Clearly Z, the Pizza & Beer landed at Zoey's legs & thighs. Try more Chicken Breast & Spandex leg warmers..Run her down The Beach's!!

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**2016 Week 2** ... Prev .... This ..... YTD

Straight-up ........... 2 - 2 ..... 2 - 2 .... 4 - 4

Vs. the spread ..... 1 - 3 ..... 0 - 4 .... 1 - 7

 

Need to improve this week, here and in "Pick'em", or I'm going "Constanza opposite"... hopefully my 8th floor view of the Atlantic will inspire.

 

Denver @ Cincinnati (-3.0)

Cinci just seems to be missing something this season; Denver doesn't

Prediction: DNV 23 CIN 16

 

Baltimore @ Jacksonville (even)

JAX needs a breakout game.

Prediction: JAX 34 BLT13

 

Pittsburgh @ Philadelphia (+3.5)

I do not recognize this Steeler D; I don't think Wentz will either.

Prediction: PTG 41 PHI 20

 

Cleveland @ Miami (-10.0)

On the bright side I think next week Kessler will start his season-record, 2nd game in a row...

Prediction: MIA 38 CLE16

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Need to improve this week, here and in "Pick'em", or I'm going "Constanza opposite"... hopefully my 8th floor view of the Atlantic will inspire.

 

Denver @ Cincinnati (-3.0)

Cinci just seems to be missing something this season; Denver doesn't

Prediction: DNV 23 CIN 16

 

Baltimore @ Jacksonville (even)

JAX needs a breakout game.

Prediction: JAX 34 BLT13

 

Pittsburgh @ Philadelphia (+3.5)

I do not recognize this Steeler D; I don't think Wentz will either.

Prediction: PTG 41 PHI 20

 

Cleveland @ Miami (-10.0)

On the bright side I think next week Kessler will start his season-record, 2nd game in a row...

Prediction: MIA 38 CLE16

I like homey's picks.

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Well once bitten twice shy, or something like that here goes.....

 

JAX pick BIG over BAL 35-17 <----yes put your rent money on that one!

DEN +3 over CIN 21-20

PIT -5 over PHI 30-20

-and the NFL GAME of the WEEK-

CLE +10 only needs 8 to cover at MIA 16-24

 

GET ME EVEN BEFORE WEEK FOUR! :lol: (no I'm not that dumb, really)

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My prediction, we will have a great Tailgate. Had a good time with the Fort Lauderdale & Naples Browns Backers Saturday night.

 

...and Jacksonville and ...

 

Met a lot of friends I'd never met before... including Leroy Hoard, a pretty nice guy for a Michigan Alum.

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Denver @ Cincinnati (-3.0)
Cinci just seems to be missing something this season; Denver doesn't
Prediction: DNV 23 CIN 16
FINAL: DNV 29 CIN 17 - W/W

Baltimore @ Jacksonville (even)
Prediction: JAX 34 BLT13
FINAL: BLT 19 JAX 17 - L/L

Pittsburgh @ Philadelphia (+3.5)
Prediction: PTG 41 PHI 20
FINAL: PHI 34 PTG 3 - L/L

Cleveland @ Miami (-10.0)
Prediction: MIA 38 CLE16
FINAL: MIA 30 CLE 24 - W/L

**2016 Week 3** ... Prev .... This ..... YTD
Straight-up ........... 4 - 4 ..... 2 - 2 .... 6 - 6
Vs. the spread ..... 1 - 7 ..... 1 - 3 .... 2 -10

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