One Post Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 I had a glass of milk in a solo cup with the hamburger helper my wife cooked. We used paper plates so no dishes other than the silverware. it was pretty good except she did scorch the bottom of the hamburger helper though because she was watching tv and forgot about it. Your turn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Mike Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 My wife asked me where I went this morning. I told her I drove east a mile or so, then south 1/4 mile & then east again for about a mile (to morning Mass at Church) & asked her if she could guess where I went. She said, "Don't get smart with ME! Did you turn right or left?" Next.up... Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 I bought granola with dark chocolate last night at the grocery store, and I was really excited to eat it this morning. Then I got up and forgot about it and had my usual toast and yogurt. Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 I took a really great dump this morning. Smelt like last night's dinner to boot. It feels good to share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 I got up, told the wife I was going to grab some coffee, and went next door to the foxy neighbor's house and got some tang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 Orange or poon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 I played Sudoku last night before I went to sleep. This morning I ate apple and cinnamon flavored oatmeal.....and since my daughter didn't want to finish hers, I ate the rest of her peaches and cream oatmeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 Orange or poon? Orange of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 I just changed my avatar from one Franklin Peirce picture to another Franklin Pierce picture. I can't really think of anyone as boring as Franklin Pierce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 I played Sudoku last night before I went to sleep. This morning I ate apple and cinnamon flavored oatmeal.....and since my daughter didn't want to finish hers, I ate the rest of her peaches and cream. Eating your daughters peaches and cream - that doesn't sound dirty at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted July 27, 2016 Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 Eating your daughters peaches and cream - that doesn't sound dirty at all... I would say that only you would have the perverted mind to think about it in that way.....but I know that half the people on here are just as bad as you....so I fixed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted July 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 You guys are more boring than I thought. This weekend I am going to put two tires on the back of my wife's car. I bought them from a guy at work for $30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted July 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 I got up, told the wife I was going to grab some coffee, and went next door to the foxy neighbor's house and got some tang. Metamucil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 I updated my laptop operating system ftom linux mint 17.3 to linux mint 18 and the world is better for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 Metamucil. Breakfast of old farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 Yesterday I filed an eviction to kick someone out of their house who had not paid their rent. I also filed a lawsuit against a car rental company that ripped off (in our opinion) an 85 year old lady to the tune of almost $1700.00 by making unauthorized charges on her credit card. I also tried to contact the IRS to check on the status of obtaining a tax transcript. Nothing has made so angry in years as trying to deal with both their phone system and their website. I just wanted to talk to a human being.....and got the circular runaround for over an hour trying to do so (and I was NEVER successful). I am lucky I have a computer to use today because I was thisclose to smashing mine out of frustration like it was a Pete Townshend guitar. This morning I am meeting with a lady about her deceased sister's estate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 I went online this morning to check out the Hershey's Chocolate World attraction that my wife and I want to visit next week. It looks like they have 4 different attractions....with a different charge for each one....in other words, just a huge cash grab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 I took a really great dump this morning. Smelt like last night's dinner to boot. It feels good to share. I had Mexican last night. Today, I would be sharing it with others, but luckily for them no one else besides me is in the office today. OOPs....there goes another kerplop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 I just changed my avatar from one Franklin Peirce picture to another Franklin Pierce picture. I can't really think of anyone as boring as Franklin Pierce. Franklin Pierce bored me too much....so I changed. I will leave this up here for a couple of weeks....but after I come back from a short vacation I am taking next week it will be on to a much more exciting President: Millard Fillmore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted July 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 If I were a ghost and occupied a house that someone moved in, I would make shit rattle every time they masturbated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted July 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 I updated my laptop operating system ftom linux mint 17.3 to linux mint 18 and the world is better for it.*yawns* good job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 If I were a ghost and occupied a house that someone moved in, I would make shit rattle every time they masturbated. Like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted July 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 Like this: No. I would fuck with them subtly. They would think they're getting caught to the point of not doing it at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snaxdelrio Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 I forgot my wallet at home today but things turned out ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted July 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 I got a new laptop last night, and installed the usual stuff on them. VLC, CCCP, Chrome, that kind of thing. Windows 10 seems a bit sucky though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Linux mint 18 bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Try it on a live cd. You don't have to overwrite winblows to try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 I got a new laptop last night, and installed the usual stuff on them. VLC, CCCP, Chrome, that kind of thing. Windows 10 seems a bit sucky though. CCCP? You installed the entire Union of Soviet Socialist Republic on your laptop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Combined Community Codec Pack. Yes, it's a pun. No, it's not a clever one. Yes, it's the best codec pack available (to my knowledge) and gets downloaded on to every machine, alongside VLC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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