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This Week in the AFC North


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Yeah, we are a little late in getting the forecast out this week ... you can blame that on the non-stop party at the Triple-Z Lair this week, after a perfect Sunday last week, including a perfectly placed injury prediction.

 

We were in such a festive mood that we even bought Zoey a new party dress for her great calls on the Bengals games. She responded by saying, "Thanks for sucking Bungles ... Whoops, did I say that out loud?"

 

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So the question is ... Will the Bungles continue to suck?

 

Let's let the Crystal Ball clear that up for you:

 

Cleveland at Cincinnati, 1:00 PM

Yes, the Bungles will continue to suck. Cody Kessler puts Andy Dalton on notice that there is a new sheriff in Ohio by leading a turnover-free balanced attack and hitting three different receivers for TDs. That will take the Bungles to 2-5 ... and that's the last you will hear from Bungle fans in 2016. BROWNS 28 BUNGLES 21

 

Baltimore at New York Jets, 1:00 PM

The Ravens ... they are who we thought they are. But certainly not bad enough to lose to Geno Smith. Right? Nah ... they will lose. and this week it is Flacco with the significant injury. JETS 23 RAVENS 22

 

New England at Pittsburgh, 4:25 PM

Yes, I have been all-knowing with the Steelers. I predicted they would fall off their perch, that Ben would get injured, and that they would just be another mediocre team without Ben ... which they are. However ... I think they actually play a good game today. And lose, of course. PATRIOTS 26 STEELERS 20

 

TGZ

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"Thanks for sucking Bungles ... Whoops, did I say that out loud?"

 

RO7eQ.jpg

 

So the question is ... Will the Bungles continue to suck?

 

Cleveland at Cincinnati, 1:00 PM--Dalton sucks but D front 7 don't.

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Baltimore at New York Jets, 1:00 PM--Smith sucks but D finally shows up at home 20 24

 

New England at Pittsburgh, 4:25 PM--Laundry Jones just really sucks. nothing but yellow empty seats after half :)

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Please move "The Greco" to Center. Excited to maybe get some answers on Higgins,Payton & Louis going up against a questionable BenGal secondary..Take the 10 points B)

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Is it just me or does Zoey look a little tired this week? She's clearly under a great strain...

 

... and then there's all the pressure of steering Z to the correct picks.

 

**2016 Week 6** ... Prev ..... This ..... YTD
Straight-up ............ 9 - 11 .... 2 - 2 ... 11-13
Vs. the spread ...... 6 - 14 .... 2 - 2 .... 8-16

 

BLT @ NYJ (even)

NYJ goes to the running "QB"... Suggs is on a bad wheel. This match-up has true "dumpster fire of the week" potential. Expect the score to reflect the beauty of this gem.

NYJ 18 BLT 15

 

NE @ PTG (+7.0)

Line opened at 3.5... so the difference between Ben and Landry is 3.5? To twist a phrase: never look a gift spread in the mouth...

Bonus Advice: If you ever meet Zoey in person... stare at her forehead.

NE 41 PTG 13

 

CLE @ CIN (-10)

Another "no cigar" week for the Brownies in our Daily Double. We usually play CIN tough in their house and occasionally come away a winner. But our 2016 version of tough is beating the spread. Afraid that'll have to suffice for Hue's old-home week...

CIN 27 CLE 23

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Well one man's opinion Friday version. ...... OK it's also the Sunday version. .....

 

.......The Bengals came off their bye week and ran into a pair of buzz saws: Dallas and New England, on the road. Those teams are each 5-1. Theyve combined for 10 wins. Dallas one loss was by 1 point, and New Englands only loss came when they had to start a rookie QB with a broken thumb. Oh, and Cincinnatis other two losses were against first-place teams Denver and Pittsburgh.

 

Killer schedule!

 

The Cleveland Browns are 0-6. For Cincinnati, this is a major class drop and a return to their home field. That makes it kill time, step on the gas, dont stop until the final gun goes off......

 

SO it comes down to one thing "do you feel lucky punk, well do ya'?".....

 

......OK so maybe that was Dirty Harry but do you feel lucky this week? How about with 10 points? CLE +10 how about +11 now? Hell yeah why not!

 

(The rest to follow shortly.)

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BLT @ NYJ (even)
NYJ 18 BLT 15

NYJ 24 BLT 16 - W/W

NE @ PTG (+7.0)
NE 41 PTG 13

NE 27 PTG 16 - W/W

CLE @ CIN (-10)
CIN 27 CLE 23
CIN 31 CLE 17 - WW/LL


**2016 Week 7** ... Prev ..... This ..... YTD
Straight-up ............ 11-13 .... 4 - 0 .... 15-13
Vs. the spread ........ 8-16 .... 2 - 2 .... 10-18

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