miktoxic Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Kinda underwhelming... as most polls seem to be round these parts. Anyway here are the final results... The Orange and Brown Wall of Pain (1 votes [7.69%] - View) The Ogres (1 votes [7.69%] - View) Deinonychus Dawgs (2 votes [15.38%] - View) The Rock'n'Roll Hall of Pain (3 votes [23.08%] - View) GOONS (2 votes [15.38%] - View) The Four Horsemen (2 votes [15.38%] - View) The WatchDawgs (0 votes [0.00%]) Earthquake on the Lake (2 votes [15.38%] - View) Was it seconded? tour if you ever get those names (w/o ? marks) they'll be on the back of this year's shirts. no trademark necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Picture should be clearer by the end of mini-camp... Russian interference Nyet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Notwithstanding, they WILL be the GOONS or the Ogres. I like Rock n Roll Wall of Pain though...and could live with it. Though...wasn't there a "House of Pain"? Who was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
domcucch1994 Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 So our 31st ranked defense is getting a nickname.. Don't they give nicknames to defenses that are good? Legion of Boom for example.. Call them what you want, but until they show me they can be a top 10 defense, I will call them "The Ballerinas" because there wasn't a whole lot of good defense being played last season... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Notwithstanding, they WILL be the GOONS or the Ogres. I like Rock n Roll Wall of Pain though...and could live with it. Though...wasn't there a "House of Pain"? Who was that? You should know that! The Houston Oilers! "The Rock n Roll Hall of Pain" is too long. Cut it down to " The Hall of Pain" is and you have the perfect nickname...not even mentioned among the 20 or so already listed. Cleveland and NE Ohio has both The Rock and NFL HOF's, so it works. The Steel Curtain The Fearsome Foursome The Hall of Pain Yep, it works. You got a name, now earn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Technically "House of Pain" was the nickname of the old Astrodome... not the team or either unit. Length... schmength... the play of of "The Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame" is what made it the choice of the masses... And it's only one syllable longer than a certain piece of piss-yellow linen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 You should know that! The Houston Oilers! "The Rock n Roll Hall of Pain" is too long. Cut it down to " The Hall of Pain" is and you have the perfect nickname...not even mentioned among the 20 or so already listed. Cleveland and NE Ohio has both The Rock and NFL HOF's, so it works. The Steel Curtain The Fearsome Foursome The Hall of Pain Yep, it works. You got a name, now earn it. Right. It was Houston. And Hall of Pain is too close to House of Pain. Seems derivative. Rock n Roll Wall of Pain less so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Don't like it. They are already the Dawgs. There is no song called "who let the rock and roll hall of pain...out". nah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Don't like it. They are already the Dawgs. There is no song called "who let the rock and roll hall of pain...out". nah. The Dawgs should by all rights be retired. It is a remnant of a by gone age. It is an ancient ruin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Wall of Pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Mike Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Don't like it. They are already the Dawgs. There is no song called "who let the rock and roll hall of pain...out". nah. Yeah!...Don't make me change my phone ringtone. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 The Dawgs should by all rights be retired. It is a remnant of a by gone age. It is an ancient ruin. Nah just can't get with that, we are and shall always be the Dawgs and Dawgpound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Mike Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Nah just can't get with that, we are and shall always be the Dawgs and Dawgpound ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS!!! Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 well they refreshed the uni in an attempt to build morale, why not a new slogan? dawgs won us how many Super Bowls? that and the stupid guy with a mask on his face and people throwing milkbones in the endzones is tire already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cysko Kid Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 They should be ashamed if they called themselves that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 well they refreshed the uni in an attempt to build morale, why not a new slogan? dawgs won us how many Super Bowls? I believe the answer is zero... but from Dixon sprang the first Defensive team identity I can recall. Not that units since have earned the right to be called The Dawgs... and then there's the dilution of The Pound... but maybe soon... There's no need to make a choice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Nah just can't get with that, we are and shall always be the Dawgs and Dawgpound Then why has not every Rams defense been known as the Fearsome Foursome? Why has not every Viking defense been known as The Purple People Eaters? Why has not every Steeler defense been known as The Steel Curtain? Because these names were specific to that group of players that played at that time. The Dawgs....as far as I am concerned, is specific to Hanford Dixon, Frank Minnifield, Felix Wright and friends...and should have been retired with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg31 Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Riverfront Stadium is still known as the Jungle, Outsiders might think of banishment, attend every Sunday and you won't find anybody inside complaining about the name, just the product and "The Product" is about to change. 50,000 still bark at every big defensive play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flugel Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 I enjoyed seeing all the clever ideas people had. Not that I should ever be the one to give this type of advice; but, if they're too long - they're never going to get further than this message board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Mike Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 I enjoyed seeing all the clever ideas people had. Not that I should I ever be the one to give this type of advice; but, if they're too long - they're never going to get further than this message board. Yep. I'm just stickin' with "DAWGS"...Just one word/syllable & I'm too damned old to learn another. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted May 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Pfft... when it rolls off the tongue, it's no effort at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flugel Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 Pfft... when it rolls off the tongue, it's no effort at all... LOL! Thatta boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 The Cleveland Deadliest Catch ..on the lake... make no mistake ...their game we will break... nah. too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flugel Posted May 21, 2017 Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 The Cleveland Deadliest Catch ..on the lake... make no mistake ...their game we will break... That may not win the nickname contest for our Defense but it could kick off an Eminemsies contest at least unofficially. Vanilla Ice Jr (Ryan Mallett) is probably looking for work as a consultant. If memory serves me right, he liked to start a lot of his sentences with "Yo." He might be able to help you finish that rap song better than he helped the Houston Texans finish their 2015 season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furious Styles Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 Then why has not every Rams defense been known as the Fearsome Foursome? Why has not every Viking defense been known as The Purple People Eaters? Why has not every Steeler defense been known as The Steel Curtain? Because these names were specific to that group of players that played at that time You left out an important fact, NONE of those defenses were ranked 31st in the league. You have to EARN a nickname, not dream up one. That's not how it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownsfaninPa Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 How about something like, THE BROWN DESTROYERS !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 22, 2017 Report Share Posted May 22, 2017 You left out an important fact, NONE of those defenses were ranked 31st in the league. You have to EARN a nickname, not dream up one. That's not how it works. I didn't forget that at all. I mentioned that up front, both here and on the original thread. We were just having fun with possibilities. My further point is that THIS 31st ranked defense...and all the defenses of the Browns of the last 25 years., as you say have NOT earned the DAWGS nickname either. That nickname was earned by Dixon, Minnifield, Wright, Banks, Mattews, Hairston, Eddie Johnson....etc. etc. etc. Courtney Brown, Gerard Warren, Kam Wimbley..or anyone playing today etc. etc. etc. etc.....NONE of them earned the DAWG defense nickname...yet the Browns marketing department can't let go of that marketing device. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alporcini Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Hey, I know I'm a day late and a dollar short, but did anyone come up with: The Rabid Dawgs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudfly Posted June 24, 2017 Report Share Posted June 24, 2017 Hey, I know I'm a day late and a dollar short, but did anyone come up with: The vapid Dawgs FIFY......(if we're talking "earned" nicknames).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted June 25, 2017 Report Share Posted June 25, 2017 The Lake Erie Dawgz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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