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Great Zomboni Thanksgiving Special


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OK, The Great Zomboni has decided to take a crack at the NFC and give out some unsolicited advice on who to pick for the three Turkey Bowl matchups:

 

Chicago at Detroit 12:30 PM

I love the early game ... with the turkey cooking, maybe a glass a wine on the easy chair ...ahhh. I am guilty of being sucked in by Cutler sometimes, I always have Chicago rated a little better than they are just cause I like their raw talent. Detroit is another team that doesn't always play up to their talent. I see this one as a real dogfight, Chicago won't give it up easily, but will misfire in the end. Still, take Chicago and the points, and don't get full on snacks before the Big Meal. LIONS 30 BEARS 27

 

Philadelphia at Dallas 4:30 PM

This is the game I don't remember much about. Start mingling with relatives, eat dinner, then you look at the score, who give's a shit anyway ... it's Dallas. I'm thinking the Cowpokes are little overrated this year and the The Sanchize steals a holiday moment and Philly seizes control of the division. Eagles not only cover, but win straight up. Enjoy some Pumpkin Pie with an exciting finish ... or even my favorite, Lemon Meringue. EAGLES 34 COWBOYS 30

 

Seattle at San Francisco 8:30 PM

The Unbuckled Pants Game. This is a good one to watch especially if the womenfolk have OD'd on tryptophan and are going to leave you alone for three hours. For all the crap we hear about dissention in SF, they still look like a damn good football team to me. I think they take Seattle at home, third close game of the day, but SF covers and wins. 49ERS 20 SEAHAWKS 17

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Did Sanchize get his name from Ladanian Tomlinsin?

The Lions always choke when it matters. Bears 30 Lions 16

Cowboys are overrated Philly wins. Chip Kelly's is a better coach than Garret.

Seahawks win this in a close one.

Now if only Richard Sherman would shut up!

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Best T-Day trio I can remember...

Chicago (+7.0) @ Detroit Thu 11/27 11:30am
Stafford thinks he's struggling? Ha! Cutler shows him how it's done...
Detroit 31 Chicago 16

Philadelphia (+3.0) @ Dallas Thu 11/27 03:30pm
Just in time for desert (Pumpkin Buckle and/or Pecan Pie) and the wishbone pull we have our "special of the day"...
Pass the Rolaids to Jerrah...
Philly 34 Dallas 27
Call us, Jerrah! ;) We'll work something out...

Seattle (+1.0) @ San Francisco Thu 11/27 07:30pm
Easily the toughest pick of the day... compared to lofty expectations, both teams have severely underperformed in '14.
SF is getting back pieces, has a revenge motive and homefield.
Seattle has it's Offensive Identity back (but unfortunately not yet its Center, Unger.... I feel their pain) and a slightly stingier D.
In a Defensive game I am forced to go with the more potent O. For me Wilson over Kaepernick is an easy choice... even in a tough game.
Seattle 24 SF 16

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Happy Thanksgiving everybody. Here's a couple of flashbacks from yesteryear that helped digest the food better lol...

 

http://www.behindthesteelcurtain.com/nfl-pittsburgh-steelers-news/2014/11/27/7296905/thanksgiving-day-has-never-been-kind-to-the-pittsburgh-steelers

 

But yeah, we're 0-3 on Thanksgiving too....GO BROWNS!!

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I just want to say that it's total bullshit that ALL the teams playing today are NFC....100% garbage

 

How about something that makes a difference on our side of the fence?

I was surprised to see that also. I thought CBS had to have an AFC team playing

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Cutler Curse ... he draws me in.

 

I did have the Lions winning the game though ... so there's that.

I feel your pain... Easier to quit Crack than cutler.

 

Chicago (+7.0) @ Detroit Thu 11/27 11:30am

Prediction: Detroit 31 Chicago 16

Final: Det 34 Chi 17 - W/W

Kinda close, eh?

 

Philadelphia (+3.0) @ Dallas Thu 11/27 03:30pm

Prediction: Philly 34 Dallas 27

PHI 33 DAL 10 - W/W

Half close count?

 

Seattle (+1.0) @ San Francisco Thu 11/27 07:30pm

Prediction: Seattle 24 SF 16

Final: SEA 19 SF 3 - W/W

Close-ish?

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