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The No Profanity Slam Thread


The Gipper

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Some of the newbies, and some of the regulars (like Hoorta) carped about having a bit to much profanity used on this board when talking about whatever.

So, here is your chance to be creative. What you want to do here is to slam whomever you want: Steelers/Teddy Twatwater/Ravens/Art Modell/Vagitron/Newbie JF fans anyone at all.

But you must do it creatively and without profanity. So carry on and may the best person win. Victorious person gets a hot fudge sundae.

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Since there are no replies to this so far, I think we can safely say that this idea fucking failed.

Well, maybe I can help.

 

Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.

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Well, maybe I can help.

 

Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.

You win... not only no profanity but you used more words starting with F than any sentence in fucking history.

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Well, maybe I can help.

 

Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.

 

You sound like the dude from V for Vendetta!

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That was poetic Gipper.

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Well, maybe I can help.

 

Overall, Steeler fans are a feckless feculent phenomena whose fealty and fervency to their team is mostly feigned and whose fecundity is felicitous and largely fictional because at the hint of that team foozling they would be shown to be a flaky, flabby, and flimsy lot whose loyalty will fold and fizzle like a foreskin at the site of a forceps.

Is it weird this made me think of Sesame Street?

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It's funny how you have to answer your own thread in order to get any responses.....what a douchebag!

 

If you ran for president, you would be the only person who voted for you and you would write a book about your experience and be the only person to buy it.....the best part is you would actually read the book.

I interpret this statement to mean that YOU particularly do NOT have the mental acuity to participate in any activity that would require even a scintilla of creative thinking.

 

....unless the intent in your reply is in fact an effort to do exactly what I asked of you in the original post....to come up with a slam without using profanity. If so....BRAVO! I am as fair game as anyone/anything else.

 

However, I will have to have a ruling from the board admins: does the use of the term "douchebag" constitute profanity? I would think not...but I will allow Z/hoorta/MarkO to be the final arbiter

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