Assmunch Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Rumors abounding today that Jon Bon Jovi will be the main attraction for a kick -off concert for the Browns season. That'll liven things up for those who pay tons of money to see such an inferior product every year at the Factory of Sadness! Why not, instead, focus on putting a competitive football on the field? Oh, we don't want fans to figure out we blew it in the draft and free agency and we're not going to be as good as we thought we were and we're headed for another 5-11 season? Why not create a diversion until we take all these draft picks we're hoarding and use them to have a chance, and only a chance, at Terry Bridgewater next spring??!!! But that's OK. Bon Jovi is very good and maybe one of his big hit songs, "Living With a Prayler," can become the theme songs for Browns fans this season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Just shut up. Zombo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickers Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Bon Jovi is gay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 My son dates Richie's daughter off and on. There's that. Maybe I can get tickets. Nothing wrong with improving a team's exposure or relevance. I think it's cool, like breaking out new uniforms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Just shut up. Zombo +1. Now he is purposely trying to irritate. I think it is about time for a permanent name change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowburn Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 But that's OK. Bon Jovi is very good and maybe one of his big hit songs, "Living With a Prayler," can become the theme songs for Browns fans this season! try Livin' on A Prayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erie Dawg Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 +1. Now he is purposely trying to irritate. I think it is about time for a permanent name change. I was thinking the same thing... How about Testicles 20- 4- 7. We all go on a tear from time to time, but not this dude. Unrelentless shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosar_For_President Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Insert your pussy hurts joke here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Rumors abounding today that Jon Bon Jovi will be the main attraction for a kick -off concert for the Browns season. That'll liven things up for those who pay tons of money to see such an inferior product every year at the Factory of Sadness! Why not, instead, focus on putting a competitive football on the field? Oh, we don't want fans to figure out we blew it in the draft and free agency and we're not going to be as good as we thought we were and we're headed for another 5-11 season? Why not create a diversion until we take all these draft picks we're hoarding and use them to have a chance, and only a chance, at Terry Bridgewater next spring??!!! But that's OK. Bon Jovi is very good and maybe one of his big hit songs, "Living With a Prayler," can become the theme songs for Browns fans this season! As you can see- you're not exactly winning a whole bunch of friends here. Personally- I think we're going to do better than 5-11, competent coaching alone will do that. The Browns were close in a bunch of games last year, until Shur-loss pulled defeat from the jaws of victory. BTW, Bon Jovi is an improvement over The Beach Boys that was done a few years ago. & You're behind the curve. I already said the extra 3rd, 4th we got are ammunition in case Weeden flops and we have to go after a qb next year. However, you'd rather rail that the picks we gave up this year were going to become sure-fire starters. I got 2 words for you- Owen Marecic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Rumors abounding today that Jon Bon Jovi will be the main attraction for a kick -off concert for the Browns season. That'll liven things up for those who pay tons of money to see such an inferior product every year at the Factory of Sadness! Why not, instead, focus on putting a competitive football on the field? Oh, we don't want fans to figure out we blew it in the draft and free agency and we're not going to be as good as we thought we were and we're headed for another 5-11 season? Why not create a diversion until we take all these draft picks we're hoarding and use them to have a chance, and only a chance, at Terry Bridgewater next spring??!!! But that's OK. Bon Jovi is very good and maybe one of his big hit songs, "Living With a Prayler," can become the theme songs for Browns fans this season! There is nothing wrong with this team compartmentalizing. They have guys to run the team...and guys to play on the team....and to do scouting....and to pick up the trash...and to sell the beer and to do promotions. This is just the promotions department doing their job. They should be allowed to without a bunch of stupid sniping from the likes of you. Jump on the guys whose job it is to put the team together. Or, contemplate your navel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comeonman Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Just shut up. Zombo which is worse, ranting about the offseason, or giving Colt a 'fair shake'. Tough one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 As you can see- you're not exactly winning a whole bunch of friends here. Personally- I think we're going to do better than 5-11, competent coaching alone will do that. The Browns were close in a bunch of games last year, until Shur-loss pulled defeat from the jaws of victory. BTW, Bon Jovi is an improvement over The Beach Boys that was done a few years ago. & You're behind the curve. I already said the extra 3rd, 4th we got are ammunition in case Weeden flops and we have to go after a qb next year. However, you'd rather rail that the picks we gave up this year were going to become sure-fire starters. I got 2 words for you- Owen Marecic. In their prime, I will take the Beach Boys 10 times over Bon Jovi....but even a few years ago most of the Beach Boys were dead....so they could not have been all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'd rather Bon Jovi than someone like Kanye. At least something like Livin' on a Prayer will get you somewhat worked up before the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 In their prime, I will take the Beach Boys 10 times over Bon Jovi....but even a few years ago most of the Beach Boys were dead....so they could not have been all that. & I won't- different strokes for different folks. If I actually had to pay extra money for the Beach Boys concert I would have been POed. They were OK mood music way back when. But the majority opinion here is why completely flush the Browns season down the toilet before it even starts? Hey Skeptical- there's some of us here who have plunked down $$ for season tickets- for years. Howie and G-man fly in from England to catch a game. If everyone had your attitude, the stadium would be empty on Sundays- that is until they start winning. Dammit, even then, it's not going to be enough for some sourpusses. Nope, I'm not thinking Super Bowl, but another top 10 draft pick in 2014- I'd like to think not. So really Scep- STFU already we don't have "quality depth" in the defensive backfield. There isn't a team in the NFL that goes 47 deep at every position. In case you didn't notice the Eagles 2012 season went in the toilet when they didn't have enough QUALITY DEPTH on the offensive line when 2\3 of them got injured, cost Reid his job too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browns57 Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 If Bon Jovi plays before the opener I will be there and be happy that the Browns promotion department is attempting to do something nice to give back to the fans. Would i rather see AC/DC or Metallica sure but it could be a hell of a lost worse than Bon Jovi. Or we could get nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 It's not the opener, it's in July, like a kickoff concert. Michael Stanley, too, which made me go on Spotify and play some of my favorites. Wow, I'm old. We played MSB songs in my band! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Couch Pulls Out Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Tommy used to suck on a cock. Bon Jovi is gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 I'd rather Bon Jovi than someone like Kanye. At least something like Livin' on a Prayer will get you somewhat worked up before the game. they both suck. get trent and the boyz from NiN up there to scare the shit outta people. that's an improvement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpeen Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 The team is trying to generate a buzz. Nothing wrong with that. Even if I lived in town I wouldn't go, but I would imagine they should pull in a pretty good crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Bon Jovi baloney. Where's the Zac Brown band? Why not West Side Steve? Brad Paisley ?Alabama, dammit ? Play me some country. Although, I do really like one of his songs - Jennifer Nettles makes it work: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assmunch Posted May 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 If Bon Jovi plays before the opener I will be there and be happy that the Browns promotion department is attempting to do something nice to give back to the fans. Would i rather see AC/DC or Metallica sure but it could be a hell of a lost worse than Bon Jovi. Or we could get nothing. I've seen Bon Jovi in concert. He's pretty good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Tommy used to suck on a cock. Bon Jovi is gay. Well, Freddie Mercury was gay and was one of the greatest singers of all time. So, since I have never had any intent to have sexual relations with any of these people, I kinda ignored all that stuff and just listended to the music. Though, I guess it would a bit disheartening if you learned that Beyonce or Shakira were gay. Though, I like Melissa Etheridge well enough, and the Indigo Girls....and they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Bon Jovi baloney. Where's the Zac Brown band? Why not West Side Steve? Brad Paisley ?Alabama, dammit ? Play me some country. Although, I do really like one of his songs - Jennifer Nettles makes it work: that's a chick? i thought it was tom petty for a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Couch Pulls Out Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Well, Freddie Mercury was gay and was one of the greatest singers of all time. So, since I have never had any intent to have sexual relations with any of these people, I kinda ignored all that stuff and just listended to the music. Though, I guess it would a bit disheartening if you learned that Beyonce or Shakira were gay. Though, I like Melissa Etheridge well enough, and the Indigo Girls....and they are. The difference between Freddie Mercury and Bon Jovi is that one made good music while the other is a long haired queef from New Jersey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 The difference between Freddie Mercury and Bon Jovi is that one made good music while the other is a long haired queef from New Jersey. Like you said, everyone has his/her tastes. Bon Jovi, to me, is just all right. Nowhere as good as his Asbury Park brethren, The Boss and Southside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBrownsFan Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Like you said, everyone has his/her tastes. Bon Jovi, to me, is just all right. Nowhere as good as his Asbury Park brethren, The Boss and Southside. The boss is a liberal pos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Well, there's a first time for everything. Somebody just called Bruce Springsteen a piece of shit. The guy who raised so much money for 9/11 responders. Because he's, uh... "liberal." Not sure what he's done to become a "piece of shit." If you don't like any liberals, doesn't it get hard to like music, movies, or television? Maybe you should just love everybody, not just the ones who share your exact politics? We've all become way too political. You'd think we were Italy, choosing between fascists and true socialists. The space between reasonable people of either party in the U.S. is slim and none, relatively speaking. But keep standing up for polarization and hate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 "Immigrant's Song" with Karen O, from GWTDT. Unbelievable. they both suck. get trent and the boyz from NiN up there to scare the shit outta people. that's an improvement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowburn Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Living on a Prayer seems to be one of the quintessential rock ballads of the last quarter century plus. Couple months ago I was at the local college (Ohio Wesleyan) watching a Division III basketball tourney game. At halftime the PA started blasting this song and the place went absolutely nutz. You had 2000 young underclassmen who were not even born when the song was released singing along at the top of their lungs. hell, man, even my young boys know the chorus to the song. really can't think of too many other tunes with that level of staying power. I don't think Bon Jovi is a pillow biter, but he is always contending for metrosexual of the year award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 I actually liked Bon Jovi's comeback album that was kind of country. "Lost Highway." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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