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Wow... Clearly no bias in this one....

 

I don't think I've ever refuted Bo was from Ohio.

 

 

 

Clearly he didn't do a good enough job emulating Hayes, I never saw him punch an opposing player.

 

 

You missed the point completely on my RRod comment (shocker)

 

Let's just see how long Meyer lasts there before he gets a headache or 1/3 of his team gets arrested.

 

 

 

 

 

But you're right, really no point in responding. You're clearly set in your ways. That was clear from the beginning of your post. Irrational hate beats out rational thought for you.

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Wow... Clearly no bias in this one....

 

I don't think I've ever refuted Bo was from Ohio.

 

 

 

Clearly he didn't do a good enough job emulating Hayes, I never saw him punch an opposing player.

 

 

You missed the point completely on my RRod comment (shocker)

 

Let's just see how long Meyer lasts there before he gets a headache or 1/3 of his team gets arrested.

 

 

 

 

 

But you're right, really no point in responding. You're clearly set in your ways. That was clear from the beginning of your post. Irrational hate beats out rational thought for you.

 

Basically to sum this up, your response is to take a shot at Woody (pun), conjure up some bullshit jealousy of Meyer (please ignore that the Buckeye program has been quite stellar in terms of discipline under him) and then basically say "hater".

 

Gotch'ya. Hey, go Browns!

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Ya... That's not what not reading magazines means. If their base was built up through magazines, and that followed then to the internet, that would explain it. Believe me, I read about sports on the internet, but I have never come across their site. Magazines are old tech, that's why they're dying. The internet eliminates their need. Yes, times change and so does tech.

 

Well, I am sorry that you are so ill informed. You get information from wherever you can get it. It might explain a lot.

 

What exactly denotes he was on a downward trend?

the little arrow that shows it going downward.

 

 

Dude.... I know a fuck ton more about this player than you, I can guarantee it. You didn't even know his year in school, or his position.

I know he is a WR. I know he is draft eligible. Who cares where he stands in terms of his school year? I know you tout every half assed Michigan player out there. I know he has been considered a good prospect at WR. WTF else do I need to know? It is what I care about that is important. And what I care about is whether or not the Dude could be someone the Browns may have some interest in. Beyond that he is dogmeat to me.

 

He basically split time last season between TE and WR as it moved to more and more WR. This year, he's 100% a WR. I have no idea why some sites would still be calling him only a TE, unless they are informed. I'm not sure why he'd switch back now. SI has him as the #2 WR in the class, moving back to TE makes little sense. He may play a hybrid role like Grahsm though. He's "technically" a TE but not really. I guess it would depend on the team.

 

He's built to be a big, athletic, matchup nightmare. A tenth of a second here or there is not critical.

 

WTF ever. Again, all that matters is if he should be on the Browns radar.....Give me a fucking opinion on that....since you are so far up his sphincter.

 

 

 

 

 

Buut. This is all besides the point. The point of, you were sure as hell he wasn't going to be a first round pick. I think every one of the sites listed so far disagrees with you.

 

 

Nvm, I confused two misinformed old guys. Walter was the one running his mouth (shocker). You just kind of tried to defend it without actually defending it directly.

I tried to defend you you dumbass. I am the one that looked up all the sites to see how he was rated and concluded that most had him as a late first round pick. If he is a guy that the Browns should look seriously at is what I am interested in. And he may be. Let's just hope if they get him that he doesn't turn into another Braylon.....and let's hope that if someone else gets him that he does.

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Wow... Clearly no bias in this one....

 

I don't think I've ever refuted Bo was from Ohio.

 

 

 

Clearly he didn't do a good enough job emulating Hayes, I never saw him punch an opposing player.

 

You don't know his reputation around his home town.

 

 

You missed the point completely on my RRod comment (shocker)

 

Let's just see how long Meyer lasts there before he gets a headache or 1/3 of his team gets arrested.

 

Fewer than Michigan has had lately.

 

 

 

 

 

But you're right, really no point in responding. You're clearly set in your ways. That was clear from the beginning of your post. Irrational hate beats out rational thought for you.

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I'm just going to try to ignore thus whole second convo that was started. It's only going to lead to me having to defend things I never said while biased OSU fans say biased things.

 

 

 

For funchess, yes, I think he would be on the Browns radar. Miles isn't gonna last forever, Hawkins is our slot and Gabriel and Benjamin are returnmem/ speed WRs. A large WR that's a size mismatch would be a good compliment to Gordon and Hawkins. This is why I wanted Evans. You could argue Cameron kind of fills that role though, in a way.

 

Hard to say I'm ill informed just because I've never heard of Athlon sports, when you didn't know the guys position or class year.

 

 

I haven't touted every Michigan graduate... Really just 2. Denard (who's now the starting HB in Jax), and now Funchess. Also Gallon too, as a late round flier if it was still a need. In both cases I wasn't asking for a reach. This us clearly different than those on here creating mock drafts where we took 2 or 3 OSU players...

 

 

Dude, calm down, I said I confused the two of you. Yes, you sorts defended me and you sorta didn't. The ones that weren't projected first rounds though we've already found were incorrect for some reason.

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I'm just going to try to ignore thus whole second convo that was started. It's only going to lead to me having to defend things I never said while biased OSU fans say biased things.

 

When you say stupid things you should expect a reaction. Deal with it.

 

 

 

For funchess, yes, I think he would be on the Browns radar. Miles isn't gonna last forever, Hawkins is our slot and Gabriel and Benjamin are returnmem/ speed WRs. A large WR that's a size mismatch would be a good compliment to Gordon and Hawkins. This is why I wanted Evans. You could argue Cameron kind of fills that role though, in a way.

If Cameron can stay healthy.

 

Hard to say I'm ill informed just because I've never heard of Athlon sports,

No it isn't. That is like saying you never heard of Sports Illustrated or The Sporting News, or Street and Smith's Can I assume you have heard of those?

when you didn't know the guys position or class year.

 

Apparently neither he nor his coaches nor NFL scouts know his position. Why should I? As far as he class year....who gives a flying fuck. The only question is will he be a part of the draft? Some third year sophomores come out for the draft. Some 5th-6th year seniors come out for the draft. Some juniors do, some guys get drafted at age 28 after playing baseball for 5 years. Who gives a shit.....Will he be on the board come next spring. That is all that counts.

 

 

I haven't touted every Michigan graduate... Really just 2. Denard (who's now the starting HB in Jax), and now Funchess. Also Gallon too, as a late round flier if it was still a need. In both cases I wasn't asking for a reach. This us clearly different than those on here creating mock drafts where we took 2 or 3 OSU players...

Most of the times the call for OSU players is not a reach either. Browns easily could have gotten and used Shazier last year.(Instead they took Kirksey in round 3) They could have had and used Carlos Hyde (instead they took West also round 3). Who out of OSU was being touted that was far overrated?

 

 

Dude, calm down, I said I confused the two of you. Yes, you sorts defended me and you sorta didn't.

Your gratitude is overwhelming. Remind me not to do that again.

 

The ones that weren't projected first rounds though we've already found were incorrect for some reason.

Do you mean the ones that didn't project Funchess to go lower made a mistake? Or was it just their opinion that he wasn't that good to be considered a first rounder?

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No, I mean you looked at the wrong thing because they either listed him at a different position or weren't including Jrs. I addressed every link that didn't have him as a 1st round pick already. Either A) He was listed as a TE still or B) they weren't listing Jrs. Or you just missed it. In no instance did I just say "No i disagree, they're wrong about their prediction. They pretty much all have him as a top WR or TE.

 

The fact you didn't know his class year matters because you thought sites were saying he wasn't even in the Top 10 at WRs or whatever. That's wrong. Not even knowing what position he currently plays in college shows you're not very informed as well. He had a position change, he's 100% a WR now. He could still be Jimmy Graham, but I'd imagine most teams would use him as a WR. Point is, you can't call me ill informed when you know less about the player in question than me. You can't decide two very important criteria are now bot important. For all those random sports magazines you know about, it didn't help you at all here.

 

I don't remember if any mocks included reaching on OSU players, I'm sure some did though. It's more about seeing a much with us taking 3 OSU guys. . Come on... But, this is besides the point. The point is, I don't go on about every Michigan graduate in the draft. That's not true.

 

Just like every other argument with you and OSU fans, I'm left defending myself from straw man arguments....

 

 

Don't act like you defended me, lol. You just posted dome info, about a third of which was incorrect or misleading.

 

 

 

 

Point is.... Going way back before everyone attempted to attck stuff I never said... Funchess is projected solidly in the first round right now. End of story.

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No, I mean you looked at the wrong thing because they either listed him at a different position or weren't including Jrs. I addressed every link that didn't have him as a 1st round pick already. Either A) He was listed as a TE still or B) they weren't listing Jrs. Or you just missed it. In no instance did I just say "No i disagree, they're wrong about their prediction. They pretty much all have him as a top WR or TE.

 

The fact you didn't know his class year matters because you thought sites were saying he wasn't even in the Top 10 at WRs or whatever.

No, I didn't miss anything. I didn't care enough about it. I simply noted that some sites didn't rate him because they only rated Seniors.

What is it about that statement you don't understand?

 

That's wrong. Not even knowing what position he currently plays in college shows you're not very informed as well.

Again and again and again.....all the publications have him listed as either a TE or a WR. If they can't get it right, why should I. You can't get it right either....so apparently you are ill informed as well.

 

He had a position change, he's 100% a WR now.

That is what I said dumbass....its just that others still list the TE thing. A guy that has never heard of Athlon Sports has no business telling anyone else they are ill informed.

 

He could still be Jimmy Graham, but I'd imagine most teams would use him as a WR. Point is, you can't call me ill informed when you know less about the player in question than me.

Well I should know less than you. I am not the one licking his asshole like you are. And if you are saying he could be Jimmy Graham....then you must be confused despite your up close personal relationship.

 

 

You can't decide two very important criteria are now bot important. For all those random sports magazines you know about, it didn't help you at all here.

 

There is only one criteria that is important....and I am absolutely clear about that: Could they guy help the Browns. The answer is Maybe.

 

I don't remember if any mocks included reaching on OSU players, I'm sure some did though. It's more about seeing a much with us taking 3 OSU guys. . Come on... But, this is besides the point. The point is, I don't go on about every Michigan graduate in the draft. That's not true.

 

Just like every other argument with you and OSU fans, I'm left defending myself from straw man arguments....

 

You are put in the position of defending yourself because you make stupid, ignorant statements.

 

 

Don't act like you defended me, lol. You just posted dome info, about a third of which was incorrect or misleading.

 

Was it? Or maybe you just didn't like what was said. ALL of the info I posted was the opinion of certain publications about where Funchess may go in the draft. There is nothing wrong or misleading about someone's opinion.

 

 

 

 

Point is.... Going way back before everyone attempted to attck stuff I never said... Funchess is projected solidly in the first round right now. End of story.

DOH! That was the exact point of my original post: that MOST publications had him as a mid to late first rounder. One had him as a second rounder.

Why are you chasing your tail with this? Because one publication didn't fall down and worship at his feet like you do? Get the fuck over it.

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Lol, I'm not worshipping the dude. Some said he was in no way a first rounder, I said that was false. You then posted several links agreeing with. Among the ones that didn't (you would say "They don't have him in the top 10 WRs" or whatever) were only like that because they had him at a different position or only looked at Srs. If you go back and look at those, and correct accordingly, they also all have him in the first. So every site you so graciously posted has him in the first. I said he's a first round pick. Apparently that's licking his asshole? Uhhh... Sure thing buddy. Try to check your OSU bias at the door for once....

 

 

Again... Not hearing of Athlon sports is not as bad as not knowing basic information about the prospect you're talking about. I probably also don't know about bands, movies and TV shows from the 60s either. There are a plethora of sites to get information from on the internet. Knowing that info is more important than knowing everywhere you can get it.

 

 

No, I'm pretty much stuck defending OSU fans straw man arguments on here constantly. Of course you disagree with that, but I'd hope an unbiased third party would agree

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Lol, I'm not worshipping the dude. Some said he was in no way a first rounder, I said that was false. You then posted several links agreeing with. Among the ones that didn't (you would say "They don't have him in the top 10 WRs" or whatever) were only like that because they had him at a different position or only looked at Srs. If you go back and look at those, and correct accordingly, they also all have him in the first. So every site you so graciously posted has him in the first. I said he's a first round pick. Apparently that's licking his asshole? Uhhh... Sure thing buddy. Try to check your OSU bias at the door for once....

 

No, that is not licking his asshole. I say you are licking his asshole....because he is the ONLY prospect that you are touting. It is in your screen signature line. If that is not ass licking, what is? You don't have Amari Cooper in you screen signature....and he is considered a better prospect.

Who would you have the Browns take right now given the choice: Amari Cooper or Funchess.

 

 

Again... Not hearing of Athlon sports is not as bad as not knowing basic information about the prospect you're talking about.

 

Oh, yes, it is. As you see....again...the prospect we are talking about is the guy whose ass you have been licking now for about a year...or at least since the last draft. I know all the basic information about Funchess I need to know....and unlike you I do not feel the need to know the vein pattern on his schmekel.

 

 

I probably also don't know about bands, movies and TV shows from the 60s either.

But, of course Athlon Sports has been a constant...and relevent presence in the sports reporting world all this long time. Including right here, right now.

 

There are a plethora of sites to get information from on the internet. Knowing that info is more important than knowing everywhere you can get it.

 

 

No, I'm pretty much stuck defending OSU fans straw man arguments on here constantly. Of course you disagree with that, but I'd hope an unbiased third party would agree

No, what you get stuck doing here is defending an inferior product. Ohio State is better than Michigan. That is a fact that anyunbiased third party would agree to.

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Dude, I'm not saying anything regarding Michigan vs OSU. See? That's my fucking point. Thanks for proving it. Ohio State Strawmen would be a better team name...

 

 

It's fucking October... Am I supposed to be talking about every prospect? Looks like we have a whole thread of guys licking Bosa's ass way worse than this. I guess everyone needs to talk about every prospect now months before the sasons even over... You act like knowing his year in school and position is some super detailed info from creeping on facebook or something haha. You're fighting an uphill battle now. You aren't going to make it out like knowing he's a Jr is crazy info... Hahaha.

 

 

I think Funchess can help the browns because he's a very good compliment to Gotdon and Hawkins. Cooper will be the top WR most likely and hone very early. Probably overkill to spend a high pock on that. If he's even still there when we pick.

 

 

 

Again, any unbiased third party would realize you're being ridiculous here. Between this thread and the academic one, its clear you can't escape your OSU bias. Fine. Just try to make it not do obvious

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Dude, I'm not saying anything regarding Michigan vs OSU. See? That's my fucking point. Thanks for proving it. Ohio State Strawmen would be a better team name...

 

What the fuck does that even mean. Now you are babbling out of your ass.

 

 

It's fucking October... Am I supposed to be talking about every prospect? Looks like we have a whole thread of guys licking Bosa's ass way worse than this.

No, they started the praises for him after he had a monster game. Your ass licking started way way earlier.

 

I guess everyone needs to talk about every prospect now months before the sasons even over... You act like knowing his year in school and position is some super detailed info from creeping on facebook or something haha. You're fighting an uphill battle now. You aren't going to make it out like knowing he's a Jr is crazy info... Hahaha.

You are the one that made a big deal out of what year in school he is in....as if that were important. I could care less. I simply pointed out that some publications didn't rank him apparently because they don't rank anything but seniors. All I cared about was if he was going to be in the draft.

 

 

I think Funchess can help the browns because he's a very good compliment to Gotdon and Hawkins.

Fine, that is all I ever asked about.

Cooper will be the top WR most likely and hone very early. Probably overkill to spend a high pock on that. If he's even still there when we pick.

People whine and complain still because we didn't take Julio Jones...and now because we didn't take Sammy Watkins. They will probably whine if they don't take Cooper. I take it more with a grain of salt. I remember the last time we took a WR so super high in the draft. You know, that guy we took #3 overall. Basically a bust. Couldn't hold on to the ball. Bad attitude. Where was he from?

 

 

 

Again, any unbiased third party would realize you're being ridiculous here.

Really? I say that Ohio State has a better football team than Michigan. Please, please bring in some unbiased third party to debate me on that issue and try to show me how ridiculous that idea is.

 

 

Between this thread and the academic one, its clear you can't escape your OSU bias. Fine. Just try to make it not do obvious

The academic one had nothing to do with OSU.

And my bias for OSU football is certainly evident. If you did not get that then I want to make that perfectly obvious.

Ohio State rules. Michigan sucks. Clear enough for you?

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Jesus christ dude... give it a rest. Take that OSU knob out of your mouth for two seconds. Or just try to stay on topic, either works. The fact you want to turn this into OSU vs Michigan football is exactly my point. You are making my point for me. An unbiased 3rd party would see that. They'd see you're just changing the subject. That's what you normally do when its clear you're losing ground...

 

 

I think Cooper will be off the board before our pick (or the Bills) comes up. We won't pass on him because we won't have the opportunity to draft him.

 

That guy from Michigan that has the Browns season record for TD catches, had the record for yards, and at the time was the first Pro Bowl WR since 1989? Ya, he did not have the most consistent hands, but was a hell of a playmaker. But you don't fuck with Lebron's crew in Cleveland (before everyone hated Lebron, even though they all love him again now...). Too bad knee injuries just derailed his career.

 

 

 

I'm not making a "big deal" about his year in school. I'm saying, that if you are so "informed" you should know the class year about the guy you are talking about. Then maybe you'd understand the Top 10 lists you're looking at online...

 

 

Your just too biased dude. You push common sense aside to go "rah rah OSU rah!". It gets old. Just be happy I don't do that with Michigan. You act like I do, but it just seems that way relative to you. You're kind of like some of our posters in the Political Forum. But instead of conservatism, its OSU bias. Huh... interesting. Between this and that academics thread though... man... I don't even know anymore.

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this thread has turned as pointless as the Hoyer versus Manziel threads.....

 

I guess the only thing to add

 

LOL @ Michigan...

 

BTW, the UP is great, and is the best part of Michigan. Detroit is just a cold, northern version of Mogadishu. LOL at Michigan.

 

Why doesn't Ohio slide into the Ohio River? Because Michigan sucks! (And Kentucky Blows) LOL at Michigan.

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Michigan 4 star RB Mike Weber who had offers from every major program just decimated following the loss to Maryland.

 

Another one bites the dust in Ann Arbor.

 

A lot of people knew these decommits were coming. Uncertainty with the futre coaching staff drives this. Hopefully the new coach has enough time to fill the class back up. Only silver lining is that we only have room for about 16 or so players right now (not including potential transfers).

 

One thing Hoke was elite at was recruiting. Just not the other, more important stuff...

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No bowl game for meatchicken this year........................LMAO

 

They can't even win 6 games

 

They still have the Bucks to play which would make it 6 games.

 

After living through the Cooper years, NO Buckeye should be arrogant enough to expect a win in The Game. Especially after last years wake up call.

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They still have the Bucks to play which would make it 6 games.

 

After living through the Cooper years, NO Buckeye should be arrogant enough to expect a win in The Game. Especially after last years wake up call.

Yes, point taken. While OSU should win, there should be no expectation that this game should be anything other than a struggle. OSU struggle with Indiana. Michigan and Indiana are programs that are about on a par with each other, so a struggle is possible.

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