The Gipper Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 OK, in this thread this is where the Gloves can come off......we will just do a Roast Battle here on the Board....perhaps as a prelude to a live Roast Battle at a tailgate. Primary contestants can be Ghoolie Vs. Flugels.......but actually, it can be any two of you against each other. You can take turns taking pot shots at each other. Two requirements: A. While yes, these "insults" can be nasty and brutish ....still keep in mind that it is all supposed to be in good fun. B. For Christ's sake.....make your comments funny. I mean, nothing is worse than not making something funny. Who will judge the winner? Well, I will pitch in....but a couple more can be selected by the admins. I already put a bit of an entry in with my little poetry that I engaged in. So, lets do this.....and have fun out there. (and this way....we can keep football threads about football...) I will flip a coin to see who goes first: Heads: Ghoolie Tails: Flugel Its Heads. Ghoolie go first. Beyond that, no real interference from the referree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Ghoolie is not allowed out of the Ghoolie threads, if you want to roast him, you'll have to it there. Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Ghoolie is not allowed out of the Ghoolie threads, if you want to roast him, you'll have to it there. Z Can't you make one exception for this? Or, we can use this for others who wish to participate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombo Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 No, not bring the ogre out of his cage it's training camp, we have plenty of him. Go ahead set it up for two other guys if you want. Or just call somebody out and see what you start. Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted August 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 No, not bring the ogre out of his cage it's training camp, we have plenty of him. Go ahead set it up for two other guys if you want. Or just call somebody out and see what you start. Z Well, but I am not that good at it...but we will go with a test case: I could call you the worst insult I can think of saying: Zombo....You are really just a closet Steeler fan. Then you could say: Gipper....not only do you share a birthday with him...you are beginning to look and smell like Millard Fillmore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoorta Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 No, not bring the ogre out of his cage it's training camp, we have plenty of him. Go ahead set it up for two other guys if you want. Or just call somebody out and see what you start. Z Didn't realize he only gets one thread a week- and it's getting pretty nasty in that thread. So Goobers- either put Ghoolie on ignore, or don't visit the threads!!! & PLEASE to the rest of you- don't start a thread with Ghoolie in the title!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flugel Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 OK, in this thread this is where the Gloves can come off......we will just do a Roast Battle here on the Board....perhaps as a prelude to a live Roast Battle at a tailgate. Primary contestants can be Ghoolie Vs. Flugels.......but actually, it can be any two of you against each other. You can take turns taking pot shots at each other. Two requirements: A. While yes, these "insults" can be nasty and brutish ....still keep in mind that it is all supposed to be in good fun. B. For Christ's sake.....make your comments funny. I mean, nothing is worse than not making something funny. Who will judge the winner? Well, I will pitch in....but a couple more can be selected by the admins. I already put a bit of an entry in with my little poetry that I engaged in. So, lets do this.....and have fun out there. (and this way....we can keep football threads about football...) I will flip a coin to see who goes first: Heads: Ghoolie Tails: Flugel Its Heads. Ghoolie go first. Beyond that, no real interference from the referree. LMAO! Gipper, are you sure you don't want to come to Nashville? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comeonman Posted August 1, 2016 Report Share Posted August 1, 2016 Ghoolie versus the world. Just like always. That could get pretty damn funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flugel Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Ghoolie versus the world. Just like always. That could get pretty damn funny I have him crying in 3 different threads. Does it really look like he can even handle 1 more person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comeonman Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 I have him crying in 3 different threads. Does it really look like he can even handle 1 more person? Absolulety not... That's where the fun comes in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconHound Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Too bad Gipper's mom didn't swallow a "Wads-Worth" so we wouldn't have to listen to all his sunshine pumping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gftChris Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 I have this strange feeling that you'll really get a kick out of this link, Gipper http://www.artofmanliness.com/2016/07/27/50-old-fashioned-insults-we-should-bring-back/?mc_cid=913a27f60a&mc_eid=ebc3bb961c&utm_content=buffer3581c&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer 50+ Old Fashioned Insults We Should Bring Back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 LMAO! Gipper, are you sure you don't want to come to Nashville? I would like to come....and thought seriously about it, but I have a trip a bit later in that month to Idaho...and I guess I will have to limit my travel budget to that.....unless I like hit the lottery. If that happens, then I will see you there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Too bad Gipper's mom didn't swallow a "Wads-Worth" so we wouldn't have to listen to all his sunshine pumping Right.....she left that up to you. (besides....she wasn't from Wadsworth...she was from Cobh, County Cork....and she knew where to put the cork in you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 I have this strange feeling that you'll really get a kick out of this link, Gipper http://www.artofmanliness.com/2016/07/27/50-old-fashioned-insults-we-should-bring-back/?mc_cid=913a27f60a&mc_eid=ebc3bb961c&utm_content=buffer3581c&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer 50+ Old Fashioned Insults We Should Bring Back I don't think some of those went away. But I still prefer if people make up there own. But in the spirit of things: Someone asked me about you GFT. He asked if you were gay. I said, no, I don't think so, but he is British, and I know it is hard to tell the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Didn't realize he only gets one thread a week- and it's getting pretty nasty in that thread. So Goobers- either put Ghoolie on ignore, or don't visit the threads!!! & PLEASE to the rest of you- don't start a thread with Ghoolie in the title!!!! Larry, you old Wino. How's life under the bridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted August 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 We have to ban Westside Steve from the thread. If we let him on here we are all in trouble. He is so full of shit, if this thread had a bathroom we would have to call Roto Rooter after he was gone to get the plumbing to work properly. Those 50 old time insults? They were invented with Steve in mind. You know that old Saturday Night Live skit where Jane Curtain is talking and Chevy Chase mimics her behind her back? That is what Steve's band mates have done to him for 40 years now without him knowing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconHound Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 Right.....she left that up to you. (besides....she wasn't from Wadsworth...she was from Cobh, County Cork....and she knew where to put the cork in you) Hey man just trying to get your lame ass thread going in the right direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour2ma Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 & PLEASE to the rest of you- don't start a thread with Ghoolie in the title!!!! Not even if we spell Ghoulie correctly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 ghoolie's vagina is sooo big "how big is it?" it's so big that when it sits around the house, it literally sits around the house. ba doom ch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 Er ma gerd Ya it's fun to poke fun but Ghoolie is a good dude he just likes to have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Er ma gerd Ya it's fun to poke fun but Ghoolie is a good dude he just likes to have fun. got no prob with ghoolie. we agree on a lot of things but i'm not being roasted. if you want to bust balls you have to be willing to get your's busted. got to have thick skin on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Post Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 got no prob with ghoolie. we agree on a lot of things but i'm not being roasted. if you want to bust balls you have to be willing to get your's busted. got to have thick skin on this board. Lol that ain't no shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted August 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 Hey man just trying to get your lame ass thread going in the right direction. I know....you did a good job.....and I came right back at you......that is the point of this thread. And if anyone knows a lame ass it is you....after all, you got your screen name because a dog thought your butt was a side of fatback, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted August 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 got no prob with ghoolie. we agree on a lot of things but i'm not being roasted. if you want to bust balls you have to be willing to get your's busted. got to have thick skin on this board. You'd have to have some balls to get them busted mik, ya eunuch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconHound Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 I know....you did a good job.....and I came right back at you......that is the point of this thread. And if anyone knows a lame ass it is you....after all, you got your screen name because a dog thought your butt was a side of fatback, no? Your football knowledge, like your nickname, hasn't been relative since black and white TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Your football knowledge, like your nickname, hasn't been relative since black and white TV I watched the last Browns Championship on black and white TV. And for my nickname....I am still waiting for the Browns to win another before I die. And by the way....the word is relevant....not relative. Maybe your English be not good because your father and your uncle are one and the same as is your mother and your aunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconHound Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 I watched the last Browns Championship on black and white TV. And for my nickname....I am still waiting for the Browns to win another before I die. And by the way....the word is relevant....not relative. Maybe your English be not good because your father and your uncle are one and the same as is your mother and your aunt. Your generation was the one that needed blood tests to get married 'cause everyone getting off the boat was so fugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted August 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Your generation was the one that needed blood tests to get married 'cause everyone getting off the boat was so fugly M-M-M-My Generation gave us the Beatles, the Stones, The Who, Stevie Wonder and Marvin Gaye Your generation gave us like Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche and LFMAO (which is what I do concerning most current music) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconHound Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 M-M-M-My Generation gave us the Beatles, the Stones, The Who, Stevie Wonder and Marvin Gaye Your generation gave us like Tiny Canadian Pussy Douche and LFMAO (which is what I do concerning most current music) Fixed it for you, roasts can be childish, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.