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The Gipper

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My wife is a hottie. She's never cheated on me and vice versa. We met in High School and married after I quit college. Shes a saint actually and I'm the luckiest guy on earth.

 

For you to even joke about sleeping with my wife is laughable. I'm '6 - ''2 and weight 255lbs with a 4% body fat. I'm 50 yrs old too and have a perfect smile. Dude there's no way she would fuck you.

 

Classic stuff! Thatta boy!

 

You don't have to worry about Stink - he's pretty devoted to Vag. It gets really creepy when they get in the same threads.

 

All that said, it sounds like your height, weight and body fat got Ghoolie really excited. I knew I should have bought stock in viagra.

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My wink broke up Johnny and Coleen and sent him spiralling out of control.

I wouldn't want to do that to you, you seem like a decent guy.

And big.

Z

I might have embellished a little on the body fat but nonetheless I'm in good shape don't mean to brag really. I don't drink or smoke ciggerettes that's the big key in staying healthy. I'm diabetic and have to eat healthier than the rest of my family. So the best that I'm in shape my A1C level stays near perfect so I can live. It's probably a blessing but boy howdy a cold beer and a shot of bourbon is tempting at times.

 

Quick funny story.

 

My wife and I were in the city (Springfield) and and turned into the dollar store. Now as perfect as I may seem on the outside I'm a terrible driver. I whipped into a Dollar Store and this group of young punks wanted a parking space and I didn't see them wanting the spot before me. They pulled behind me yelling at us. I put the car into park wondering what was going on. I step out of the car and they got a look at me at drove off. My wife smiles and says "I love you honey".

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Hines Ward should.

Has the stats. 2 X Super Bowl winner, 4 X Pro Bowler (3x second team), SB MVP.

What puts him over the top is that no one has ever played the position like he has. Wasn't the prototype WR. Never took a play off, always looking to find someones head to knock off.

The issue with him is his competition. There are a number of other WRs that may be equally deserving that are not in yet and that have been waiting longer. All these WRs have had to wait: Carter, Tim Brown, Reed, Harrison, etc. A couple of others that come to mind are T.O. and Randy Moss.....they will get in over Ward. Also Bruce and Holt will be in competition with him.

His dirty play could even hurt him in the minds of voters.....at least delay his entry.

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The issue with him is his competition. There are a number of other WRs that may be equally deserving that are not in yet and that have been waiting longer. All these WRs have had to wait: Carter, Tim Brown, Reed, Harrison, etc. A couple of others that come to mind are T.O. and Randy Moss.....they will get in over Ward. Also Bruce and Holt will be in competition with him.

His dirty play could even hurt him in the minds of voters.....at least delay his entry.

But it wasn't dirty play. If you're old enough you'll remember tactics like chop blocking, helmet slaps, etc. were all legal before they became illegal.

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But it wasn't dirty play.

Wasn't dirty play? "Get your Head on a swivel" was made a term by Hines Wards illegally blindsiding DB's in the head or ear-hole. Queen of illegal screens & picks too. Hell yes I'd take a Ward as a Brown..

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But it wasn't dirty play. If you're old enough you'll remember tactics like chop blocking, helmet slaps, etc. were all legal before they became illegal.

He played dirty. His fellow players voted him the dirtiest player in the league. I will leave it to their judgment.

 

But, as I said, while I do think he will get in....he may have to wait a while. Carter waited like 10 years, no?

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