The Gipper Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/breaking-isis-signs-free-agent-qb-colin-kaepernick-1-year-deal/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiamat63 Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 Not even clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 SO TRUE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted March 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 Not even clever. Its a little clever. Lighten up, Francis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 That's funny I don't care who you are Lord I apologize and watch over all the Pygmies in New Guinea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambridgeho Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 Haha. I seen that the other day good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBrown Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 Looks like the guy out of that show The League Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Buffalo Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 I thought with his afro he would be a better fit for an Earth, Wind, & Fire cover band. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Mike Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/breaking-isis-signs-free-agent-qb-colin-kaepernick-1-year-deal/ Gip, This was one of your better threads! LOL Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby73 Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/breaking-isis-signs-free-agent-qb-colin-kaepernick-1-year-deal/ LMAO..Good Find Gripper. Did he claim he organized the finding of the Brady Jersey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/breaking-isis-signs-free-agent-qb-colin-kaepernick-1-year-deal/ The 72 virgins incentive in that contract was too hard to pass up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 Looks like the guy out of that show The League Everybody calls him Ruxin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted March 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 The 72 virgins incentive in that contract was too hard to pass up. Still not sure why that seems to be an attractive concept to Muslim men. I can only suspect that it is some perverse male dominance thing. Give me 72 professionals if you must. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonBrown Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 Still not sure why that seems to be an attractive concept to Muslim men. I can only suspect that it is some perverse male dominance thing. Give me 72 professionals if you must. Their prophet was a peadophile, that answers that question pretty conclusively Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 You don't see why 72 virgins is attractive to a man? Always figured you were gay, Gipper, but don't make it so obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canton Dawg Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 Great quote by the GM. “الأَبْجَدِيَّة العَرَبِيَّةالأَبْجَدِيَّة الالأَبْجَدِيَّة العَرَبِيَّة يَّة ” said ISIS GM Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkHole Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 You don't see why 72 virgins is attractive to a man? Always figured you were gay, Gipper, but don't make it so obvious. You obviously didn't read his entire post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louisville Slugger Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 How many yards per attempt do you think he'll average playing for isis? I'm putting my money on 5.56 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 You obviously didn't read his entire post. I just read it again. What am I missing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 I just read it again. What am I missing? "Give me 72 professionals if you must."-----------------------prostitutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted March 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 You don't see why 72 virgins is attractive to a man? Always figured you were gay, Gipper, but don't make it so obvious. Are you too a pedophile? What did you think I meant when I said I would rather have 72 professionals? Did you think I was talking about accountants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calfoxwc Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Not even clever. LOL. Oh, it was clever alright. Just harmlessly funny. You just don't have a sense of humor, that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wargograw Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Are you too a pedophile? What did you think I meant when I said I would rather have 72 professionals? Did you think I was talking about accountants? Only children can be virgins now? And yes, I did think you meant something like accounts, seeing as how you're a massive nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcam222 Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 Everybody calls him Ruxin. nope wrong one, it's Raffi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miktoxic Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 i'll take a 19 year old virgin anyday over some wrinkled stretched out lot lizzard. and no we're not talking 'pretty woman' pros. that's only in the movies bub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambridgeho Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 He has been blacklisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasAg1969 Posted March 23, 2017 Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 i'll take a 19 year old virgin anyday over some wrinkled stretched out lot lizzard. and no we're not talking 'pretty woman' pros. that's only in the movies bub. You need to get back to Vegas and see a real pro. The high $$ kind. Saw one in the Venetian one night and stepped on my tongue. Made Trump's blonds look downright homely. And big mouth Julia Roberts? Not even in the same ballpark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted March 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 Only children can be virgins now? And yes, I did think you meant something like accounts, seeing as how you're a massive nerd. We were talking about fucking women and you thought we were talking about accountants. Jesus to Jesus, I can't help you overcome whatever ails you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted March 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 i'll take a 19 year old virgin anyday over some wrinkled stretched out lot lizzard. and no we're not talking 'pretty woman' pros. that's only in the movies bub. Well....I assume that if I am in "paradise" and am being offered 72 women to have sex with prostitutes that I would have the right to choose the 72 prostitutes, wouldn't I? I would have as much say there as you would have over the virgins you were offered. What if you were offered a 12 year old virgin that was autistic....or a 75 year old nun? So, it works both ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gipper Posted March 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2017 You need to get back to Vegas and see a real pro. The high $$ kind. Saw one in the Venetian one night and stepped on my tongue. Made Trump's blonds look downright homely. And big mouth Julia Roberts? Not even in the same ballpark. Here is a photo of Jon Hannity at a Las Vegas brothel with part of its "stable". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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