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mz
Bring back JoeSixPack
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www.bigben7.com/blog.aspx

Just wow. Written at a 4th grade level for those who can only read at a 4th grade level.


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Quinn pole-slobberers and Anderson pole-slobberers are both cut from the same cloth. They simply chose a different libidinal object.
 
Posts: 2705 | Location: Los Angeles | Registered: Sun April 29 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Hey maybe JoeShitPack finally got a job bloggin for Toorhlesssberger




....Its offense baby....ITS OFFENSE!


"Chud for President in 2008"



"Lummy Dummy"..."making us all look smarter with every stupid post he makes!"
 
Posts: 2807 | Location: Kirtland,OH | Registered: Sun November 26 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Here we go Steelers, here we go
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I'd like to see Beau naked.

Hell, I'd really like to see Bell just in his jock.

Regards



.... Steeler Fag

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Posts: 406 | Registered: Wed April 23 2008Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Originally posted by Steeler SChuck:
I'd like to see Beau (aka Patrick Starfish) Bell write a blog.

Hell, I'd like to see Bell just write.

Regards



.... an'at



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All of us here at the BOARD' would love to see you evaporate like a fart into the wind!




....Its offense baby....ITS OFFENSE!


"Chud for President in 2008"



"Lummy Dummy"..."making us all look smarter with every stupid post he makes!"
 
Posts: 2807 | Location: Kirtland,OH | Registered: Sun November 26 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Here we go Steelers, here we go
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Originally posted by nickers:
All of us here at the BOARD' would love to see you evaporate like a fart into the wind!


Does that mean I can't join the FF league?

Regards



.... an'at



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Posts: 406 | Registered: Wed April 23 2008Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Originally posted by Steeler SChuck:


Does that mean I can't join the FF league?





Join? You're the FOUNDING MEMBER of the FatFaggot league. What the hell are you talking about, "join?"


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"I like to quote myself."
 
Posts: 1210 | Location: Here, Now | Registered: Sun August 19 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Originally posted by Steeler SChuck:

WE OWN YINZ!!!!!




You're onions?

Well that explains the stench, at least.


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"I like to quote myself."
 
Posts: 1210 | Location: Here, Now | Registered: Sun August 19 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Man, that was a great read, I love the bit at the end, an insight into his mind!! Haha, lol, that's an empty place!!! See Below:

"I watch TV at night sometimes, and like trying to solve things. Oh my God, I watch TV and try to solve things!!!!! what like how not to sacked due to the shit OL you have?
TV shows I watch:
House
Law & Order (SVU and CI)


I love movies and watch as many as I can.
Favorite movie I've seen recently: Casino Royale (the new 007 movie)
2 most recent movies I've seen:
Over the Hedge Over the F*ucking hedge! Jesus, even my kids are too grown up for that! ROFLMAO
James Bond, The Man With The Golden Gun (Golden Gun, is that a euphemism?)
Last movies I bought:
[/B]Cars[/B] (OMG, does this guy watch anything that isn't from the magic kingdom?)
The Break-up (This guy loves a serious, intelligent movie doesn't he, what a super brain he has)


My family goes all out on Holiday meals.
What I ate for thanksgiving: turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, rolls with black raspberry jam, jello, pumpkin pie with way too much whipped cream, apple pie, and chocolate cream pie... yes, I ate way too many desserts. haha

F$ck me, this guy is such a wanker. He ate mashed potato! wahey, thanks for sharing that Big Ben. Did you also have some gravy? Man gravy?


I love listening to music every chance I get. The type depends on my mood.
Last CDs I bought:
John Legend
Jay Z

Wow, you really are such a big music fan Bennie boy. Multimillions a year and you bought 2 CDs, what a god damned music junky you are. I guess with a 40 second short term memory you don't need more than two CDs

Favorite new songs:
Jay Z - Show Me What You Got: (a big hard on for you Jay Z)
John Legend - Slow Dance (Hmmm, Ben loves a slow dance. he does that in the pocket every week)
John Legend - PDA


Thanks for that insight, what an intellectual giant you are.


What the hell do I know, I'm English!
 
Posts: 270 | Location: Cotswolds, England | Registered: Fri July 13 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Originally posted by mz:
www.bigben7.com/blog.aspx

Just wow. Written at a 4th grade level for those who can only read at a 4th grade level.


Hmm...maybe his target audience is a group of people who read at the fourth grade level?


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2008 Prediction

11-5, Division Winners.

Lose in divisional round to San Diego.
 
Posts: 2977 | Location: Poland, Ohio | Registered: Sun September 17 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Listening to the news today, our QB has worse problems than this now.

This type of rumor can have a BAD effect on a player.
 
Posts: 125 | Registered: Tue September 12 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Snarling into 2008!!!
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Originally posted by Steeler SChuck:
I'd like to see Beau (aka Patrick Starfish) Bell write a blog.

Hell, I'd like to see Bell just write.



Let me get this straight...the BEST comeback you have is to compare your VETERAN QB with a ROOKIE LB on our squad?

Which position/player is SUPPOSED to be the intellectual leader of the club???

So basically you are admitting that your STAR QB has the intellectual capacity of a rookie LB...wow, we are stunned and put in our place now...thanks for clarifying.


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Posts: 4498 | Location: West Palm Beach, FLA | Registered: Thu January 18 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Originally posted by WPBDawgfan:
quote:
Originally posted by Steeler SChuck:
I'd like to see Beau (aka Patrick Starfish) Bell write a blog.

Hell, I'd like to see Bell just write.



Let me get this straight...the BEST comeback you have is to compare your VETERAN QB with a ROOKIE LB on our squad?

Which position/player is SUPPOSED to be the intellectual leader of the club???

So basically you are admitting that your STAR QB has the intellectual capacity of a rookie LB...wow, we are stunned and put in our place now...thanks for clarifying.



Took the words out of my mouth


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Posts: 1049 | Registered: Sun December 30 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Steeler SChuck:
I'd like to see Beau (aka Patrick Starfish) Bell write a blog.

Hell, I'd like to see Bell just write.[QUOTE]


HaHa well.... patrick starfish will be writing alot of autographs after he gives Ben Rot the turkey Jones treatment...


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"That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown!"
Attributed to an NFL player who played against Jim Brown of the Cleveland Browns.

 
Posts: 135 | Registered: Tue February 26 2008Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Originally posted by The Soldier:
Listening to the news today, our QB has worse problems than this now.

This type of rumor can have a BAD effect on a player.

What rumor?


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Posts: 5089 | Location: Las Vegas, NV | Registered: Mon June 26 2006Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
Snarling into 2008!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by DesertDawg:
quote:
Originally posted by The Soldier:
Listening to the news today, our QB has worse problems than this now.

This type of rumor can have a BAD effect on a player.

What rumor?


Some idiot posted a MyFace picture of BQ on a Mens gay dating service web site. I have seen two or three articles and they all agree that these websites have a lot of non-gay men's pictures posted by morons thinking it was funny...and that BQ had absolutely no knowledge that the pic was even there. He and his lawyers are in the process of chasing down the loser who did it. Basically it is a non-story, but a couple of writers mentioned Cordell Stewart and the effect of rumors of him being gay had...but then again he was in parks getting busted vs having some idiot posting a picture that is ALL OVER the internet onto a web site.

(geez, we post pics here every day...not like we got permission to do that from the people in them)


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Posts: 4498 | Location: West Palm Beach, FLA | Registered: Thu January 18 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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You should all take it easy on Ben. He couldn't graduate from college even after staying for four years. He obviously has some problems, problems that weren't helped by that woman's car.
 
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Originally posted by WPBDawgfan:
Basically it is a non-story, but a couple of writers mentioned Cordell Stewart and the effect of rumors of him being gay had...but then again he was in parks getting busted vs having some idiot posting a picture that is ALL OVER the internet onto a web site.


It probably doesn't help that BQ had a run-in with the police in the gay district last season either.
 
Posts: 1455 | Location: Corvallis | Registered: Tue October 30 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
mz
Bring back JoeSixPack
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Originally posted by mz:
www.bigben7.com/blog.aspx

Just wow. Written at a 4th grade level for those who can only read at a 4th grade level.


Hmm...maybe his target audience is a group of people who read at the fourth grade level?


That was the point of my double-jab Smile


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Posts: 2705 | Location: Los Angeles | Registered: Sun April 29 2007Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Originally posted by Dawg the Bounty Hunter:
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Originally posted by mz:
www.bigben7.com/blog.aspx

Just wow. Written at a 4th grade level for those who can only read at a 4th grade level.


Hmm...maybe his target audience is a group of people who read at the fourth grade level?


Bingo! How many Squeeler fantoads have progressed past the 4th Grade reading level? 1 in a 100....maybe? Dicklessburglar is perfect for Pittshole.

Doug





 
Posts: 561 | Location: Mammoth, Arizona | Registered: Fri September 12 2003Reply With QuoteEdit or Delete MessageReport This Post
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Riviting stuff, for those of you too lazy to click the link let me just cut and paste a little for you:
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*sigh*
Wrecked the stationary bike and fractulated my jaw so now it needs to be wired shut for the next 2 weeks.
Looks like it's going to be strained peas and carrots again.
I don't understand why coach puts me on this stuff, Gerber makes so many other good flavors.
I suspect they picked it up in bulk.

I noticed this hot chick in the shower the other day, called herself Troy.
Man does she have a package on her, well, it's abut average for a typical Pittsburgh woman.


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